How old are you???

**Eldred** · 09-01-2006 10:36 AM

Age: 37
Handicap: 15.5
Wife works at Golftown: Priceless

dH · 09-01-2006 10:37 AM

Your wife the blonde cashier at golftown?

**Eldred** · 09-01-2006 10:45 AM

Originally Posted by dH

Your wife the blonde cashier at golftown?

... the latter was actually just my fantasy. But my house beginning to look like a poor man Golftown.

dH · 09-01-2006 10:47 AM

SHe's like 20 i was gonna say "you dog!"! In a good way; the best way!

**Eldred** · 09-01-2006 10:54 AM

heehee... I need a catchy punchline..can you imagine saying:

own 3 drivers: Priceless. ???

**Indio** · 09-01-2006 01:12 PM

Originally Posted by Eldred

heehee... I need a catchy punchline..can you imagine saying:

own 3 drivers: Priceless. ???

FANTASIZING,,,,, Priceless

**ironmaster15213** · 09-01-2006 01:22 PM

Originally Posted by Indio

FANTASIZING,,,,, Priceless

...Fantasizing over a really comfy couch doesn't count

**Hacker** · 09-01-2006 01:37 PM

Originally Posted by ironmaster15213

...Fantasizing over a really comfy couch doesn't count

BURN!!!

**Indio** · 09-01-2006 02:10 PM

Originally Posted by ironmaster15213

...Fantasizing over a really comfy couch doesn't count

I meant him, not me! but none the less

**Indio** · 09-01-2006 02:11 PM

Originally Posted by Hacker

BURN!!!

**LobWedge** · 09-01-2006 02:17 PM

40 in 7 weeks. I have 7 weeks to break 70, which was my goal when I turned 30. I have been on the doorstep 5 times. We'll see what EC brings on Saturday.

**ironmaster15213** · 09-01-2006 02:19 PM

Originally Posted by Indio

I meant him, not me! but none the less

.....picture reminds me of one of my cats just before they pounce on my foot.

**Shivas Irons** · 09-01-2006 02:24 PM

...37 going on 17...

**mberube** · 09-01-2006 02:29 PM

33 in December. L’age du Christ…

**Golfbum** · 09-01-2006 05:08 PM

Originally Posted by kerisb

42 here!!

You don't look a day over 30

Myself, I hit the BIG 5-0 back in Feb/06 and now have the heart of a 20 year old stud

Ok ok, maybe a 30 year old

**kerisb** · 09-01-2006 08:22 PM

Well thank you Golfbum!!!!

**Indio** · 09-01-2006 08:29 PM

Originally Posted by Golfbum

You don't look a day over 30

Myself, I hit the BIG 5-0 back in Feb/06 and now have the heart of a 20 year old stud

Ok ok, maybe a 30 year old

YOU BIG SUCK!

**kerisb** · 09-01-2006 08:37 PM

He sounds more like the perfect gentleman to me!!!

**Indio** · 09-01-2006 08:52 PM

Originally Posted by kerisb

He sounds more like the perfect gentleman to me!!!

**Golfbum** · 09-02-2006 01:26 PM

Originally Posted by Indio

YOU BIG SUCK!

I have to be a suck, she might be down my way some day. We will play golf. I don't want her beating me

So if I butter her up with kind words then I am safe

No wonder Bugsy makes you sleep on the couch. You need some "SUCK HOLE LESSONS"

**Indio** · 09-02-2006 05:55 PM

Originally Posted by Golfbum

I have to be a suck, she might be down my way some day. We will play golf. I don't want her beating me

So if I butter her up with kind words then I am safe

No wonder Bugsy makes you sleep on the couch. You need some "SUCK HOLE LESSONS"

LOL you are afraid of a 'lady' beating you?????????? ROFLMAO oh Rick, I never thought I would hear you say that!

Nah, I use up the brownie points way to fast when I do the suck hole thing and end up on the couch anyway so why waste my time! Bugsy puts up with me anyway

**Golfbum** · 09-02-2006 06:08 PM

Originally Posted by Indio

LOL you are afraid of a 'lay' beating you?????????? ROFLMAO oh Rick, I never thought I would hear you say that!

Nah, I use up the brownie points way to fast when I do the suck hole thing and end up on the couch anyway so why waste my time! Bugsy puts up with me anyway

Hey you never know, lots of women golfers are better than me. She could be a "Sandbagger" too

Thing is I would make her play my home course, if she was beating me I would send her down into the swamp on 16 to look for her golf ball. Trolls live in there

As for my brownie points, I never have to work for them. In fact I don't even need them! I put up with my wife

She puts up with me

When I had my heart attack and by pass I had her eating out of my hand for 6 weeks after. Then I started golfing and that was the end of that.

Bugsy is a good woman to tolerate you!

**Indio** · 09-02-2006 08:29 PM

Originally Posted by Golfbum

Bugsy is a good woman to tolerate you!

Ahem, she does not 'tolerate' me, she

me

**bugsy** · 09-02-2006 08:35 PM

Originally Posted by Indio

Ahem, she does not 'tolerate' me, she

me

You've never had it so good DUDE, stop complaining, these poor people must be getting tired

**bugsy** · 09-02-2006 08:40 PM

Originally Posted by bugsy

You've never had it so good DUDE, stop complaining, these poor people must be getting tired

Just been reading this thread, I suggest you change your location to "on the couch again"

**Indio** · 09-02-2006 09:42 PM

Originally Posted by bugsy

Just been reading this thread, I suggest you change your location to "on the couch again"

**Wknd_Warrior** · 09-03-2006 12:35 AM

41

**r2g2** · 09-03-2006 08:41 AM

OK, so it was just the East 9 (37). Followed that up on the South with a 45; just what I expected.

**kerisb** · 09-03-2006 05:07 PM

No need to worry Golfbum, the way I've been playing lately. If you had seen me play my last couple of games......gawd feels like I've never played before. I started about 3 weeks ago with all my drives going right on me......well last week I corrected that now they go left into the friggin bush right off the tee!!!!! Not good, I should have never complained about them going right at least they were staying in most of the fairways!!!! Looks like it won't be until next year that I get down there again......hoping to golf in my basement all winter though....so buy then I should be a scratch golfer!!!! LOL

**Golfbum** · 09-03-2006 06:59 PM

Originally Posted by kerisb

No need to worry Golfbum, the way I've been playing lately. If you had seen me play my last couple of games......gawd feels like I've never played before. I started about 3 weeks ago with all my drives going right on me......well last week I corrected that now they go left into the friggin bush right off the tee!!!!! Not good, I should have never complained about them going right at least they were staying in most of the fairways!!!! Looks like it won't be until next year that I get down there again......hoping to golf in my basement all winter though....so buy then I should be a scratch golfer!!!! LOL

By gawd you and I would be a perfect team on the course! My drives, well from one hole to the next I just don't know where they are going!

I am trying to work on playing a cutter off the tee with the big stick, but it is not repeating itself. Oh well, I kind of wiped out this season anyways after my surgery. I will do some strength excercises this winter and come back next year ready to rock.

PS I am already a scratch golfer. Yes I am, I stand there and scratch my head after some of my shots and wonder "Why did the ball go there?"

CYA in 2007

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