A few months in the making...

["Richard"]

"richard" and Dan kilbank part deux!

as of right now I will be getting 6 or 7 strokes... wednsday at 720am

last time everyone picked dan to kick my ass and he kinda did but 3/2 isn't to bad so any perdictions for this round?

[Kilroy]

I predict there will be no change in your User Title.



Oh wait we'll have to add the word "Again"

[Hacker]

You lost 3/2 eh?

A nice new Odessey tri-ball SRT could probably make up that difference

["Richard"]

bring your digi cam, I really want a professional shot of you bowing down to me. Does your camera have a timer? maybe we should bring a tripod as well. I've seen your pics and you are very good

["Richard"]

Hacker you have sunk so low!!! you are like george forman... he goes on conan, letterman, leno and he plugs his grill every chance he gets..

You lost 3/2 eh?

A nice new Odessey tri-ball SRT could probably make up that difference

[Hacker]

So, we are either going to have a small change in "Richard's" User Title or a major change to his avatar - Interesting...

[Kilroy]

There will be no bowing. This is golf not some odd ritual.

There may be an exchange of winnings, a picture of the transaction should suffice.

[Hacker]

Hacker you have sunk so low!!! you are like george forman... he goes on conan, letterman, leno and he plugs his grill every chance he gets..

Oh come on "Richard" I would have expected a well educated man like yourself to recognize that my actions are straight out of a Marketing 101 text book....First Chapter even "The ABCs of Marketing"

Always Be Closing

[faldo]

Dan wins 4 & 3. Ohh sorry, should wait until they play.....

[mpare]

Sorry to say this Richard, but if Dan's wrist is fine, then I am predicting Dan 5 and 4.

[Kilroy]

Wrist is perfect. No longer an issue.

["Richard"]

looks like I'm the underdog again, I love it. Should be a good time. I'm looking forward to it!!!

[jonf]

What happens if Dick shanks a shot, hitting Mr. Kilbank, resulting in an injury. If Dan forfeits, Dick wins, right? I predict a victory for Dick, and a sore head for Dan.

["Richard"]

If that counts as a win then I can almost garantee I will try to hit him.. but if I could hit him I might as well try to hit the green no??? I mean the green is much bigger than dan (but not much bigger than donny's gut)

[jonf]

If you try you'll never do it. Just play as you normally would and your natural skill will almost undoubtedly result in personal injury to at least one playing partner.

[fundonny]

Abs of steel my friend! They're under there somewhere...

(but not much bigger than donny's gut)

["Richard"]

If you try you'll never do it. Just play as you normally would and your natural skill will almost undoubtedly result in personal injury to at least one playing partner.

Yeah but its usually bobby that ends up gettin hurt, not the anyone else

[jonf]

simple solution...get Bobby to stand on the other side of Dan, so that the ball has to go through Dan to get to Bobby.

[BirdieMan]

Is the 4some already picked? If not, I would like to join you guys @ manderley on wednesday.... I'm assuming its the 1st week of september. LMK

[dH]

Richard is due for a win!

[ironmaster15213]

Richard is due for a win!

.....Ya and my knee is due to heal pardon me while I look for some new crutches

[Shivas Irons]

Richard is due for a win!

I agree.
I'd bet the farm that Dan gets spanked by Grasshopper.

[Kilroy]

Sorry lads the group is full.

There is no way Richard will win. He cracks under pressure. He wants to brag that he is no longer a silly little boy. That he can play matchplay against a grizzled vet and win. He wants it so bad he will crack.

I feel no pressure because I really have nothing to gain or lose here. I mean, "Ho-hum I beat Richard again" is not much to brag about is it? I doubt anyone would even notice.

I see the fuility in his situation. This rematch is just to cow-tow to his gluttony for punishment. As a side benefit it will go a long way towards enhancing his status as a wanna-be player. It will take much more experience in match play before he has a fighting chance to actually win.
But hey, he asked for it.

["Richard"]

its true, I am already feeling the presure. I listen to eye of the tiger every day and I run every morning, getting into the shape for my round. I am rocky and dan is ivan dragoo!!! Wait, he killed apalo... whch I guess would be bobby!!! you ***

[dH]

Sorry lads the group is full.

There is no way Richard will win. He cracks under pressure. He wants to brag that he is no longer a silly little boy. That he can play matchplay against a grizzled vet and win. He wants it so bad he will crack.

I feel no pressure because I really have nothing to gain or lose here. I mean, "Ho-hum I beat Richard again" is not much to brag about is it? I doubt anyone would even notice.

I see the fuility in his situation. This rematch is just to cow-tow to his gluttony for punishment. As a side benefit it will go a long way towards enhancing his status as a wanna-be player. It will take much more experience in match play before he has a fighting chance to actually win.
But hey, he asked for it.

You do have somethign to lose your a grizzled vet who owns ottawagolf.com and golfs almost every day. YOu even called him a silly little boy and wannabe-golfer. If he beats you where does that leave you?

Furthermore if he wins since he's such a shy guy who rarely posts I'm sure he'll just say good game than never mention it again and gain and again and again and again and... (You get the infinite loop idea). If he changes his sig to I cleaned Dan's clock it will appear in ~ 2500+ posts so anyone that just finds the board will immediately know that this guy named "Richard" , "Depe", "Thotho" beat you.

[Kilroy]

Like I said. Nothing to lose!

[Sakuraba]

start the poll... I'm jumping off the Kilbank bandwagon. I say Richard 1 up in a nailbiter.

[zoic]

I think Dan is gonna smoke him good this time, 6 and 5, it will be all over after 13 holes.

Sorry Richard, nothing personal.

[kerisb]

Ok I can picture it now, they are putting up the grandstands for you guys and everyone from the forum shows up to watch!!! Just by knowing you guys on here, I would even pay to watch just for the fun of it!!!!! Can't wait to hear the out come!!! And I know we will all hear it.......you guys should get a commentator with a laptop or something to give us a play by play on this game.......I'm sure most of us would tune into it!!!!

[Kilroy]

Last time there was a couple of cell phone calls from Colby to the group ahead of us. News travelled fast!