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  1. 08-30-2006 02:22 PM #1
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    Is Tiger Woods God? ... Some seem to think so!

    http://tigerwoodsisgod.com/index.php


    Dunno if this is a joke or not... I sincerely hope so!!!
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  2. 08-30-2006 02:23 PM #2
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    Taken from the Testimonials

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    Tiger's wife is evidently Heaven sent. Further proof of his divinity!

    Signed on Sunday, March 26, 2006 at 21:15:37 EST
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    LOL!!!
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  3. 08-30-2006 02:30 PM #3
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    The 10 TIGER Commandments
    I. Thou shall not wear red on any day but Sunday.
    II. Thou shall not worship Duval or Garcia above Tiger.

    III. Thou shall not doubt Tiger's ability to recover from any deficit.
    IV. Thou shall always keep holy the Masters.
    V. Thou shall not question why Tiger does not win EVERY week.
    VI. Thou shall not scream "You da man!" after any Tiger shot since to call him a man would be demeaning.
    VII. Thou shall not root for any golfer other than Tiger, unless he is not entered in the tournament. (Special dispensations are available through the First Church for events in which Jack Nicklaus is also entered.)
    VIII. Thou shall not take the name Eldrick, unless in vain.
    IX. Thou shall not covet Tiger's game.
    X. Thou shall pay no attention to Tiger's apparent flaws. (we at the First Church are sure that there are good reasons for Tiger's over-commercialization, temper, choice of girlfriend, lack of college degree, conflict of interest with CBS sportsline, and acceptance of appearance fees through his deal with Buick. One can not question the will of God.)
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  4. 08-30-2006 02:39 PM #4
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    His Thai is weaker than mine lol....
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  5. 08-30-2006 06:51 PM #5
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    That's hilarious. Love the theme music.
    "A life lived in fear of the new and the untried is not a life lived to its fullest." M.Pare 10/09/08
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    Agreed! I looked to see if it was alreaedy posted "Tiger is God" had too may matches!
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