A Great Game

[Arnold Kleiman]

A man was at the country club for his weekly round of golf. He began his
round with an eagle on the first hole and a birdy the second. On the third
hole he had just scored his first ever hole in one when his cell phone
rang.

It was a doctor notifying him that his wife had just been in a terrible
accident and was in critical condition and in the ICU.. The man told the
doctor to inform his wife where he was and that the he'd be there as soon
as possible. As he hung up he realized he was leaving what was shaping up
to be his best ever round of golf. He decided to get in a couple of more
holes before heading to the hospital.

He ended up finishing all eighteen. He finished his round shooting a
personal best 61 shattering the club record by five strokes and beating his
previous best game by more than 10. He was jubilant, then he remembered his
wife.

Feeling guilty he dashed to the hospital. He saw the doctor in the corridor
and asked about about his wife's condition.

The doctor glared at him and shouted, "You went ahead and finished your
round of golf didn't you? - I hope you're proud of yourself! - While you
were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself at the country club your
wife has been languishing in the ICU, clinging to life! Its just as well you went ahead and
finished that round because it will be more than likely your last game of golf, ever!

For the rest of her life she will require 'round the clock' care - And you'll be her
care giver!"

The man was feeling so guilty he broke down and sobbed.

The doctor started to laugh and said, "Just kidding. Your wife died more than
two hours ago! What'd you shoot?"

[manitoulin]

Good one I like these golf jokes, and i will continue to read on.