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02-15-2003 06:23 AM #1
New Meds For Women
New Meds For Women
D a m i t o l: Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 hours.
S t. M o m 's W o r t: Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to six hours.
E m p t y N e s t r o g e n: Highly effective suppository that eliminates melancholy by enhancing the memory of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait 'till they moved out.
P e p t o b i m b o: Liquid silicone for single women. Two full cups
swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and improves flirting.
D u m e r o l: When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low I.Q. , causing enjoyment of country western music.
F l i p i t o r: Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling
road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers.
A n t i b o y o t i c s: When administered to teenage girls, is highly
effective in improving grades, freeing up phone lines, and reducing money spent on make-up.
M e n i c i l l i n: Potent antiboyotic for older women. Increases
resistance to such lines as, "You make me want to be a better person ...can we get naked now?"
B u y a g r a: Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency and duration of spending spree.
Extra Strength Buy-One-all: When combined with Buyagra, can cause an indiscriminate buying frenzy so severe the victim may even come home with a Donnie Osmond CD or a book by Dr. Laura.
J a c k A s s p i r i n: Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday, anniversary or phone number.
A n t i-t a l k s i d e n t: A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be
used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total
strangers.
S e x c e d r i n: More effective than Excedrin in treating the, "Not
now, dear, I have a headache," syndrome.
R a g a m e t: When administered to a husband, provides the same irritation as nagging on him all weekend, saving the wife the time and trouble of doing it herself.
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