Bob & The Blonde

[Golfbum]

NOW REMEMBER I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST BLONDES! I just thought this was funny.

Bob walks into a bar and sits down beside a blonde lady at 9:58PM.

Just as he orders his beer the 10PM News comes on and shows a guy on a window ledge saying he is going to jump.

Bob says to the blonde "Do you think he will jump?"

Blonde says "I don't think so"

Bob says "I have $20 that says he will jump"

Blonde says "You are one and lays down her $20"

The guy jumps to his death.

Bob says "I can't take your money, I saw this on the 5PM news so I knew he was going to jump"

Blonde says "I saw it then too, but I didn't think he would jump twice"

Bob took the money.

[manitoulin]

come on now, they both sound stupid lol