I should have placed this reply in this section of this site. Ah well, here it is:

A friend of mine is writing a golf book entitled Winning Golf Strategies. The book gives the reader valuable playing tips and insider information that has been gleaned from years of experience in the game and observations of fellow golfers. He's just sent me an outline of the chapters. As you can see, they cover nicely the topics that most golfer on this site either need help with or are already masters of but may need a bit of fine tuning. Tho Tho, I believe, was a consultant.

Here are the chapters:

Chapter 1 - How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt

Chapter 2 - How to Hit a Nike from the Rough When You Hit a Titleist from the Tee

Chapter 3 - How to Avoid the Water When You Lie 8 in a Bunker

Chapter 4 - How to Get More Distance Off the Shank

Chapter 5 - When to Give the Ranger the Finger

Chapter 6 - Using Your Shadow on the Greens to Maximize Earnings

Chapter 7 - When to Implement Handicap Management

Chapter 8 - Proper Excuses for Drinking Beer Before 9:00 a.m.

Chapter 9 - How to Urinate Behind a 4" x 4" Post Undetected.

Chapter 10 - How to Rationalize a 6 Hour Round

Chapter 11 - How to Find That Ball That Everyone Else Saw Go in the Water

Chapter 12 - Why Your Spouse Doesn't Care That You Birdied the 5th.

Chapter 13 - How to Let a Foursome Play Through Your Twosome

Chapter 14 - How to Relax When You Are Hitting Three Off the Tee

Chapter 15 - When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to Your Opponent

Chapter 16 - God and the Meaning of the Birdie-to-Bogey Three Putt

Chapter 17 - When to Regrip Your Ball Retriever

Chapter 18 - Use a Strong Grip on the Hand Wedge and a Weak Slip on the Foot Wedge.

Chapter 19 - Why Male Golfers Will Pay $5.00 a Beer From The Cart Girl and give her a $3 Tip, but Will balk at paying $3.50 at the 19th Hole and Stiff the Bartender.......