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06-21-2006 02:25 PM #1
Why Golf Is Better Than Sex
David Letterman's Top Ten Reasons
Why Golf Is Better Than Sex.....
#10...A below par performance
is considered damn good.
#9...You can stop in the middle
and have a cheeseburger
and a couple of beers.
#8...It's much easier to
find the sweet spot.
#7...Foursomes are encouraged.
#6...You can still make money
doing it as a senior.
#5...Three times a day is possible.
#4...Your partner doesn't hire
a lawyer if you play
with someone else.
#3...If you live in Florida, you
can do it almost everyday.
#2...You don't have to cuddle
with your partner when
you're finished.
And the number one reason why
golf is better than sex.....
#1...If your equipment gets old
and rusty, you can replace it!
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06-21-2006 02:32 PM #2
LOL.. very good!
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06-27-2006 09:40 PM #3
I'm amazed that this list made no reference to the words Shot or Stroke
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07-03-2006 09:32 PM #4
After this past week of full tilt golf (5 rounds), I will have to agree with the wife and take a break from golf for just a while.
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07-04-2006 09:50 AM #5
How about it lasts a hell of a lot longer!
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07-04-2006 09:59 AM #6
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Thought never even crossed my mind. Good one.
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07-04-2006 02:50 PM #7Originally Posted by little brit
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07-13-2006 12:05 PM #8
From the current stag thread..."your partner won't mind if you include a sheep"
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09-15-2006 10:57 AM #9
That all right like this top ten about the lawyer part, when you find a new partner.
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