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    Why Golf Is Better Than Sex

    David Letterman's Top Ten Reasons

    Why Golf Is Better Than Sex.....


    #10...A below par performance
    is considered damn good.


    #9...You can stop in the middle
    and have a cheeseburger
    and a couple of beers.


    #8...It's much easier to
    find the sweet spot.


    #7...Foursomes are encouraged.


    #6...You can still make money
    doing it as a senior.


    #5...Three times a day is possible.


    #4...Your partner doesn't hire
    a lawyer if you play
    with someone else.


    #3...If you live in Florida, you
    can do it almost everyday.


    #2...You don't have to cuddle
    with your partner when
    you're finished.


    And the number one reason why
    golf is better than sex.....


    #1...If your equipment gets old
    and rusty, you can replace it!

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    LOL.. very good!
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    I'm amazed that this list made no reference to the words Shot or Stroke

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    After this past week of full tilt golf (5 rounds), I will have to agree with the wife and take a break from golf for just a while.

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    How about it lasts a hell of a lot longer!

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    Thought never even crossed my mind. Good one.
    "A life lived in fear of the new and the untried is not a life lived to its fullest." M.Pare 10/09/08

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    Quote Originally Posted by little brit
    How about it lasts a hell of a lot longer!
    you must be playing speed golf.

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    From the current stag thread..."your partner won't mind if you include a sheep"

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    That all right like this top ten about the lawyer part, when you find a new partner.

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