Beware of lost golf balls

[bobblehead]

A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes,and a five-iron wrapped tightly around his throat.

Naturally, the Doctor asked him, "What happened to you?"

"Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole; we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture. We went to look for them and while I was looking around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end."

"I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours!"

"I don't remember much after that..."

[Eldred]

This musta happened at Raceview's hole #9

See you at Champlain this Friday... We'll have a foursome now with Joe.

[bobblehead]

Coolio! You should have joined me at PineView yesterday...you would have got a nice view of the Maxim Coors light girls

[Eldred]

The Queensway being so close the course,I heard there was a hugh pile up at the East bound. Likely caused by those girls... Did you show up with the winning can?

[bobblehead]

I wish i had a winning can...I felt like one of those poor saps in the commercial on the outside looking in