Will Michelle Qualify For The US Open (PGA)?

[fundonny]

He was the chief golf editor I believe, that wrote podunk. Don't know why he chose that word.

["Richard"]

I say she makes it to the open, beats phil in the 4th playoff hole

[LobWedge]

I say she makes it to the open, beats phil in the 4th playoff hole

Except that US Open playoffs are 18 holes...

["Richard"]

oh really? Maybe she will be up 10 strokes after 4 holes and phil will pull a JB holmes (quit... thats right donny, i said it)

I had the funniest convo with one of my friends yesterday. Told him that I think wie had a shot of qualifing for the open and he said "not if she continues to develope" which confused me because I thought developing was a big part of golfing and opened my mouth to argue and he continued "haven't you noticed that all the women in the top 10 are under developed? Right then I knew what he meant and started laughing then he says "I think breast size is inversely proportional to tour earnings"

I got home and I had about 10 emails from this punk about how gymnists are taking chemicals to stop them from developing and accused wies father of slipping them into her food. LOL haven't laughed that hard for a very long time... dan please don't ban me!

And yes I did mention to him that she is only 16 and not to talk about her "development" but its still the funniest thing I've heard in a while

[Indio]

Hey 'Dick' please don't bring these 'friends' of yours to the forum golfing day..... With all the laughing we would never get to swing a club! I don't know how one person can attract soooooooooo many 'odd' friends! Oh wait, you play with fundinny dont you?

[Colby]

still the funnies thing I've heard in a while

You should sit on this side of your posts once in a while

[fundonny]

I can't believe you had a convo about breast size and women's golf. Andrea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'd like to comment more, but I'll refrain... Yes, I, Donny, will refrain.

[Indio]

I'd like to comment more, but I'll refrain... Yes, I, Donny, will refrain.

I bet Hurricane Sherri has ehard that a few times!

["Richard"]

Hey 'Dick' please don't bring these 'friends' of yours to the forum golfing day..... With all the laughing we would never get to swing a club! I don't know how one person can attract soooooooooo many 'odd' friends! Oh wait, you play with fundinny dont you?

I was going to bring steve (penut butter steve) to the OG forum day if bg458 was to busy with his new born but he is in... But no, everyone I'm coming with are stund up guys, really fun to play with and good CLEAN convo!

["Richard"]

I can't believe you had a convo about breast size and women's golf. Andrea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'd like to comment more, but I'll refrain... Yes, I, Donny, will refrain.

LOL.. like you haven't!

[fundonny]

Not on a public forum!!!!!!!!!! Believe me I'll yak it up in person, but even I know not to talk boobs on Ottawa Golf dot com!

No nos: gambling/women's anatomy/men's anatomy

[fundonny]

BUSY WITH HIS NEWBORN??? He was playing two days after she was born!!! LOL!!!!!

I was going to bring steve (penut butter steve) to the OG forum day if bg458 was to busy with his new born but he is in... But no, everyone I'm coming with are stund up guys, really fun to play with and good CLEAN convo!

[ironmaster15213]

I'd like to comment more, but I'll refrain... Yes, I, Donny, will refrain.[/quote]....Way to take one for the forum...Oh well, I need to type faster!!

[fundonny]

ROTFLMAO!!!! Least I can do Ironmaster!

["Richard"]

He played the day before she was born, two days after, three days after and will be playing all week with me when i get back into town. Lucky for him indian women don't file for divorce... it's not a part of our culture.. how many of you single golfers are going to go marry an indian girl now? ahahah

[fundonny]

I have to rent Bride and Prejudice again... (by the way, that chick is like, top 5 on the planet!!!!!!!!! I'd give my right... Oh, I said too much).

["Richard"]

I'm feeling a new rule coming...

While debating and discussion is the purpose of this board, we will not tolerate any form of breasts discussion. Breast discussion of any kind is strictly prohibited. This rule is not only limited to the breasts on the LPGA but also John daly on the PGA tour.

[Kilroy]

So it's OK to discuss Phil's?
I think he's down a cup.

[Indio]

So it's OK to discuss Phil's?
I think he's down a cup.

I think 'Lumpy' found Phil's cup or two!

["Richard"]

I have to rent Bride and Prejudice again... (by the way, that chick is like, top 5 on the planet!!!!!!!!! I'd give my right... Oh, I said too much).

Her name is ashwarya rai and she was miss universe or something. Got into hindi movies and is the most recognizable face in india now. Was voted the most beautiful person in the world by people mag

[Kilroy]

There was an announcer (Brent Mussberger?) Who was fired for pondering on air if the ladies breasts inhibited thier swing.
I saw Danielle Nadon discussing it in a seminar for women at the golf show and she recommened that more endowed women go with a shorter backswing. Made sense to me. Nothing to get fired over.

["Richard"]

So it's OK to discuss Phil's?
I think he's down a cup.

Anyone want to switch spots with dan at the OG forum event? I have a feeling the wife will not let him play in his group LOL!

["Richard"]

Nothing to get fired over.

Or banned

[fundonny]

Can you hook a brother up? What happens in India stays in India! LOL! She's just stunning. Only reason I sat through the entire movie was her and her sister.

Her name is ashwarya rai and she was miss universe or something. Got into hindi movies and is the most recognizable face in india now. Was voted the most beautiful person in the world by people...

[fundonny]

I think it was Ben Wright, Dan. The englishman.

[Kilroy]

Yah I wasn't sure but I think that's correct.

I was glad to see Mustbeaburger go, but it was a while ago.

["Richard"]

Ok seriously, I don't see the big deal making a comment like that on the air. I mean, its a valid point. Donny's boobs get in the way of his swing... sadly he is in better shape than me LOL

[fundonny]

Dude, you said you wouldn't tell.

[Kilroy]

PC rules. The sad part is, it is a valid point.

[Kilroy]

I don't think he said "boobs" though.