Why a suicide bomber? Everyone seems to be wondering why the Arab terrorists
are so quick to commit suicide?
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>Let's see now:
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>No premarital sex.
>No booze.
>No bars.
>No television.
>No Internet.
>No organized sports, stadiums, tailgate parties.
>Actually, no tailgates.
>No Hooters.
>No meat from a pig.
>Sand everywhere and not a dune buggy in sight.
>Ever try to fish at an oasis?
>Rags for clothes and hats.
>Eating only with your right hand cause you wipe your butt only with your
left.
>Like life isn't complicated enough already.
>Constant wailing from the guy next door because he is sick and no doctors.
>No music.
>No radio.
>You can't shave.
>You can't shower.
>Bar-B-Q donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
>The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.
>Your bride is picked by someone else.
>Oh, and then they tell you that when you die it all gets better.
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>Who wouldn't go for it?