Golfer's Beware

[bobblehead]

>>>> A golfer is looking for his ball in the woods when he comes up to
>>>> another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly pressed against the
>>>> tree. Seeing this he inquires, "Just out of curiosity, what the
>>>> hell are you doing?"
>>>>
>>>> "I'm listening to the music of the tree."
>>>>
>>>> "You gotta be kidding' me."
>>>>
>>>> "No, would you like to give it a try?"
>>>>
>>>> "Well, OK..." So he wraps his arms around the tree and presses his
>>>> ear up against the tree. With this the other guy slaps a set of
>>>> handcuffs on him on the other side of the tree, takes his wallet,
>>>> jewelry, car keys, then strips him naked and leaves.
>>>>
>>>> Two hours later another nature lover strolls by, sees this guy
>>>> handcuffed to the tree, stark naked, and asks, "What the hell
>>>> happened to you?" So he tells the guy the whole story about how he
>>>> got there.
>>>>
>>>> While he was telling his story, the other guy shakes his head in
>>>> sympathy, walks around behind him, kisses him behind the ear and
>>>> says........"This just isn't gonna be your day."

[Dunny]

That's hilarious

[Eldred]

The risk one may have to take to play munies..

[manitoulin]

What a bad day it got even worst lol...

[Hacker]

Indio probably wished that he stayed at home on the couch