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04-08-2006 05:05 PM #1
Golfer's Beware
>>>> A golfer is looking for his ball in the woods when he comes up to
>>>> another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly pressed against the
>>>> tree. Seeing this he inquires, "Just out of curiosity, what the
>>>> hell are you doing?"
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>>>> "I'm listening to the music of the tree."
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>>>> "You gotta be kidding' me."
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>>>> "No, would you like to give it a try?"
>>>>
>>>> "Well, OK..." So he wraps his arms around the tree and presses his
>>>> ear up against the tree. With this the other guy slaps a set of
>>>> handcuffs on him on the other side of the tree, takes his wallet,
>>>> jewelry, car keys, then strips him naked and leaves.
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>>>> Two hours later another nature lover strolls by, sees this guy
>>>> handcuffed to the tree, stark naked, and asks, "What the hell
>>>> happened to you?" So he tells the guy the whole story about how he
>>>> got there.
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>>>> While he was telling his story, the other guy shakes his head in
>>>> sympathy, walks around behind him, kisses him behind the ear and
>>>> says........"This just isn't gonna be your day."
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04-10-2006 03:54 PM #2
That's hilarious
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04-10-2006 04:24 PM #3
The risk one may have to take to play munies..
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09-18-2006 03:37 PM #4
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09-18-2006 03:42 PM #5
Indio probably wished that he stayed at home on the couch
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