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03-31-2006 03:26 PM #1
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Perfect Husband
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club...
A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker
function and begins to talk...
Everyone else in the room stops to listen...
MAN: "Hello"...
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club...?"
MAN: "Yes"...
WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful Leather coat... It's
only $1,000... Is it OK if I buy it...?"
MAN: "Sure ... go ahead if you like it that much"...
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new models...
I saw one I really liked"...
MAN: "How much...?"
WOMAN: "$60,000"...
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options"...
WOMAN: "Great..! ! Oh, and one more thing.... the house we wanted last year
is back on the market... They're asking $950,000"...
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer 900,000"..
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later... I love you...!"
MAN: "Bye, I love you, too"...
The man hangs up... The other men in the locker room are looking at him in
astonishment...
Then he asks:
"Anyone know who this phone belongs to...?"
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09-15-2006 04:18 PM #2
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