Perfect Husband

[Golfbum]

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club...

A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker
function and begins to talk...

Everyone else in the room stops to listen...

MAN: "Hello"...

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club...?"

MAN: "Yes"...

WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful Leather coat... It's
only $1,000... Is it OK if I buy it...?"

MAN: "Sure ... go ahead if you like it that much"...

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new models...
I saw one I really liked"...

MAN: "How much...?"

WOMAN: "$60,000"...

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options"...


WOMAN: "Great..! ! Oh, and one more thing.... the house we wanted last year
is back on the market... They're asking $950,000"...

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer 900,000"..

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later... I love you...!"

MAN: "Bye, I love you, too"...

The man hangs up... The other men in the locker room are looking at him in
astonishment...

Then he asks:

"Anyone know who this phone belongs to...?"

[manitoulin]

It belongs to me buddy,