Forum member signatures

[Big Johnny69]

I don't know if anyone has posted something like this before, but what are your favourite signatures of members on the site?

I for one find BCMIST's sigs to be quite interesting. At times he posts a general tip, and at other times its a bit of a jab at the retail industry. But his new one today is another good one, simple but good:

"It don't mean a thing, if ya ain't got the swing"

But my favourite had to have been The Saint's old sig. "It isn't pre-marital sex if you don't plan on getting married" A forever classic.

[Ginker]

Love Saints old sig very solid.. your new in my bag is also good geoff..

[Marmotte]

Came across this one on another golf forum:
"I ended up being a lousy golf player because there were no lifeguard at the gene pool"

[sandbagger72]

i dont know who's it is but

"i once play golf left handed, now i golf right handed just a badly"

that one is good