Ahhh... To Be Retired

[Colby]

Retired Folks


Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make
their days interesting.

Well for example, the other day I went into town and went to a shop. I
was only in there for about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a cop
writing out a parking ticket.

I went up to him and said, "Come on............how about giving a
senior a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

I called him a Nazi. He glared at me and started writing
another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a piece of dog crap. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes.

The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I
didn't give a crap. I came into town by bus.

I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.

It's important at my age.

[Golfbum]

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