Worst Movie Ever

**Colby** · 02-21-2006 12:03 PM

A spin off of the Best Movie I haven't Seen thread, what is the worst movie you have seen.

When I was working ofr Famous Players in the early 80's, we played Hollywood High Part 2. I hadn't even heard of Part 1! It lasted a week, with less than a dozen people going to see it.

**spackler** · 02-21-2006 12:18 PM

She-Devil, the worst Barr none.

**Shivas Irons** · 02-21-2006 12:30 PM

Man there are so many!
Based on a cost to profit ratio I'll have to go with Waterworld.
My favourite part of it is the entire planet is supposed to be covered in water yet most of the actors smoke the entire movie. Where did they grow the tobacco?

**ironmaster15213** · 02-21-2006 12:32 PM

I haven't seen either one of those movies but the only movie that I have ever walked out on in the middle was "dead men don't wear plaid" with Steve Martin, and normally I enjoy or at least bear his movies.

**EDSGOLF** · 02-21-2006 12:35 PM

A recent one I just saw, the Constant Gardener, b-o-r-i-n-g!

**SGH** · 02-21-2006 12:36 PM

In regards to expectations vs. results, the worst for me has to be "Two For The Money". just horrible.

**Steelhead** · 02-21-2006 12:48 PM

The New World with Colin Farrel. I Saw this 2 weeks ago. Too bad I'll never get 3 hrs back. By far the worst movie ever for me.

**jvincent** · 02-21-2006 12:51 PM

How has nobody mentioned Battlefield Earth yet?

**jonf** · 02-21-2006 01:01 PM

Purely for expectations/cost versus overall crappiness, I've gotta go for Alexander....there are worse movies...Dude Where's My Car comes to mind...but nobody expected that movie, or made that movie to be good. Seriously...how can you have a three hour, supposed epic about the greatest warrior/military leader EVER, and have only TWO, poorly orchestrated battle scenes

**SGH** · 02-21-2006 01:04 PM

In regards to Alexander - I have to agree. Did anyone else buy that Jolie was his mother? Not too convincing. Neither was Farrel's horrible accent, as his natural Irish drole made its way into too many scenes. Just horrible.

**Sakuraba** · 02-21-2006 01:42 PM

Austin Powers.

And I'm not a miovie snob, I like comedy. I just never got the humour in that movie. Nothing's worse than a bad comedy.

**Shivas Irons** · 02-21-2006 02:06 PM

Originally Posted by jvincent

How has nobody mentioned Battlefield Earth yet?

Good call.

- wasn't that the one with John Travolta in it?

I thought Austin Powers was stupid-funny. If you're not into the really bad puns I could see how someone would hate this movie.

Andru · 02-21-2006 02:44 PM

Geez no one has mentioned showgirls. That was a horrible movie. Don't let the T&A cloud your judgement.

**Shivas Irons** · 02-21-2006 02:49 PM

Originally Posted by Andru

Don't let the T&A cloud your judgement.

Why not? It always has before.

**Sakuraba** · 02-21-2006 03:03 PM

Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2

**jvincent** · 02-21-2006 03:10 PM

Originally Posted by Andru

Geez no one has mentioned showgirls. That was a horrible movie. Don't let the T&A cloud your judgement.

Gratuitous nudity of the Showgirl variety is NEVER a bad thing in a movie.

**Nat Williams** · 02-21-2006 03:50 PM

Gigli.

**rezadue** · 02-21-2006 08:40 PM

War of the Worlds

**Golfpeasant** · 02-22-2006 03:52 AM

Space Balls, spoof of Star wars.

**g8r** · 02-22-2006 08:39 AM

Stealing Beauty with liv Tyler
and "Alcoholics", i think that was the only time I've ever stopped a movie an hour in, brought it back to the video store the same night and asked to get something else instead...

**viper** · 02-22-2006 09:05 AM

Some of my worst include:

American Pie: Band Camp (2005)
Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World (2003)
Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 2 (2003)
National Security (2003)
Paycheck (2003)
Stepford Wives, The (2004)

**Evil Chris** · 02-22-2006 10:22 AM

I loved Master & Commander... I hope they make a whole series of them.

**moochie** · 02-22-2006 03:32 PM

Once saw a movie with my fiance (now wife - the things we do) called Beloved. Oprah was in it. Brutal.

**jonf** · 02-22-2006 05:21 PM

master and commander was pretty good, in my opinion, and american pie bad camp doesn't count...anything that skips straight to videoo isn't acutally a movie

**Big Johnny69** · 02-22-2006 05:32 PM

Originally Posted by Golfpeasant

Space Balls, spoof of Star wars.

I loved Space Balls. Bought it for my brother for Xmas. He loved it too.

For me personally, I couldn't stand the English Patient. To this day I dare not rent it again for fear that I might once again fall into that coma.

But did it not win some awards? Razies maybe?

**jeffc** · 02-22-2006 05:51 PM

Hated Chicago. Couldn't watch it past the 15 minute point.

**covanant** · 02-22-2006 07:05 PM

Not sure on the tittle of this one but i think it was called"Phish"
I wanted to blow my head off within 10 minutes!

**covanant** · 02-22-2006 09:13 PM

O.k..Even worse,Crockadile Dundee 2.
Anybody beat that?

**larry** · 02-24-2006 10:27 AM

Attack of the Killer Tomatoes. It was so bad it was funny. It became a cult classic.

**dbleber** · 02-24-2006 10:45 AM

5th Element
Alexander
Once Upon a Time in Mexico

Brutal movies, couldn't finish them and two of them I was in the theatre for.

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