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02-08-2006 11:17 AM #1
Names for Golf Shots
A Kate Winslett - a bit fat but otherwise perfect
A Rodney King - Over Clubbed
An OJ Simpson - somehow got away with it
A sister in law - up there, but I know that I shouldn't be
A Paula Radcliffe - ugly but a good runner
A Kate Moss - a bit thin
Punching Gerry Adams - hitting a provisional
A Diego Maradonna - very nasty little five footer
A Salman Rushdie - an impossible read
A Rock Hudson - thought it was straight, but it wasn't
A ladyboy - looks like an easy hole but all may not be what it seems
Putting like a Gynaecologist's assistant - shaving the hole
An Adolph Hitler - taking two shots in a bunker\An Arthur Scargill - great strike, poor resultIt could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.
Colby
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02-08-2006 05:43 PM #2
I'll add one:
FABIO - F*@$#@ Awful But It's OKI got a fever. And the only prescription is more golf equipment.
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02-09-2006 07:59 AM #3
A Mick Jagger - huge lip out
A John Wayne Bobbit - left it way short
A Lorena Bobbit - big banana slice (ouch!)
A Jack Nicholson - solid 2-ironWhen applying the Rules, you follow them line by line. You don't read between them.
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02-09-2006 01:58 PM #4
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The Maradonna one has got to be my favourite. Good ones Colby!
"A life lived in fear of the new and the untried is not a life lived to its fullest." M.Pare 10/09/08
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02-25-2006 08:14 AM #5
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