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  1. 02-08-2006 11:17 AM #1
    Colby
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    Names for Golf Shots

    A Kate Winslett - a bit fat but otherwise perfect
    A Rodney King - Over Clubbed
    An OJ Simpson - somehow got away with it
    A sister in law - up there, but I know that I shouldn't be
    A Paula Radcliffe - ugly but a good runner
    A Kate Moss - a bit thin
    Punching Gerry Adams - hitting a provisional
    A Diego Maradonna - very nasty little five footer
    A Salman Rushdie - an impossible read
    A Rock Hudson - thought it was straight, but it wasn't
    A ladyboy - looks like an easy hole but all may not be what it seems
    Putting like a Gynaecologist's assistant - shaving the hole
    An Adolph Hitler - taking two shots in a bunker\An Arthur Scargill - great strike, poor result
    It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.
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  2. 02-08-2006 05:43 PM #2
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    I'll add one:

    FABIO - F*@$#@ Awful But It's OK
    I got a fever. And the only prescription is more golf equipment.
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  3. 02-09-2006 07:59 AM #3
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    A Mick Jagger - huge lip out
    A John Wayne Bobbit - left it way short
    A Lorena Bobbit - big banana slice (ouch!)
    A Jack Nicholson - solid 2-iron
    When applying the Rules, you follow them line by line. You don't read between them.
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  4. 02-09-2006 01:58 PM #4
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    The Maradonna one has got to be my favourite. Good ones Colby!
    "A life lived in fear of the new and the untried is not a life lived to its fullest." M.Pare 10/09/08
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  5. 02-25-2006 08:14 AM #5
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