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  1. 01-18-2006 05:11 PM #121
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    Chuck Norris is Darth Vader's father.
    "A life lived in fear of the new and the untried is not a life lived to its fullest." M.Pare 10/09/08
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    Chuck Norris has a pet, its name is Godzilla !
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    Chuck Norris was the first to split an atom, with a roundhouse kick!
    "A life lived in fear of the new and the untried is not a life lived to its fullest." M.Pare 10/09/08
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    Chuck Norris is the only person to win a racing event while driving blindfolded
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  5. 01-19-2006 09:21 AM #125
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    Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a game of pool on the break.
    "A life lived in fear of the new and the untried is not a life lived to its fullest." M.Pare 10/09/08
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    Chuck Norris is neither a republican or a democrat he's a wupallyourkin!!!!
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    Chuck Norris's hand is the only hand that can beat a royal flush.
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    Chuck Norris always bowls a perfect game.
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    Chuck Norris played Danny Tanner on the hit family sitcom, "Full House" until he was replaced by Bob Saget after an unfortunate incident with one of the Olsen triplets.
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    Superman dresses up like Chuck Norris every year for halloween but every year Chuck beats him up and takes his candy!
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    If you look in a mirror and say "Chuck Norris" three times, he will appear and kill you and your entire family... but at least you get to see Chuck Norris.
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    Chuck Norris has the head of a T. Rex over the mantle of his fireplace!
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    Chuck Norris caught all 386 pokemon in just under 2.7 seconds. He says he won't trade any of them for anything.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ironmaster15213
    Chuck Norris has the head of a T. Rex over the mantle of his fireplace!
    ... he ate the rest in a little under 1 hour!
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    I've heard that my descendants came from a pond, but Chuck Norris' descendants crawled out of a can of whoopass!
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    Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
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    Chuck Norris doesn't use "The Force", he is the Force!
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    Chuck Norris actually didn't write his books. He just threatened the letters into lining up in an organized and compelling fashion.
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    Albert Einsteins formula E=MC squared is translated energy is equal to matter kicked by Chuck squared!
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    On Neil Armstrong's second step on the moon, he found a note that said, "Chuck Norris was here."
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    Quote Originally Posted by RLaw
    On Neil Armstrong's second step on the moon, he found a note that said, "Chuck Norris was here."
    The same thing happened in King Tut's Tomb.
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    Chuck Norris can say "your about to meet your maker" in 75 different languages!
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    Chuck Norris once had to write a paper on "What is Courage?" Chuck Norris received an "A+" for writing only the words "Chuck Norris" and promptly turning in the paper.
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    While playing the board game stratego Chuck Norris uses real bombs!
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    Chuck Norris taught Bruce Lee everything he knew.
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    Chuck Norris was the hunter who shot Bambi's Mother. He then wore her carcass like it was a coat while he made his rounds at the local children's hospital.
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    Chuck Norris gargles with nitric acid, well it does kill 99.9999999999% of all germs!
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    When Chuck Norris deletes files from his computer, he doesn't send them to the Recycle Bin, he sends them to hell.
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    Chuck Norris used the last samuri to trim his toe nails!
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