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01-17-2006 05:02 PM #91
When Chuck Norris cooks breakfast, the scrambled eggs whip themselves.
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01-17-2006 05:36 PM #92
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Chuck Norris makes real men eat quiche....just for fun.
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01-18-2006 12:39 AM #93
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Chuck Norris was actually the first person to climb Everest, in one day!
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01-18-2006 02:07 AM #94
K2 was the tallest mountain in the world, until Chuck Norris climbed Everest and roundhouse kicked K2 down to second
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01-18-2006 07:27 AM #95
Chuck Norris' once played in his high school band. His image inspired the monkey with the symbols.
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01-18-2006 07:40 AM #96
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Chuck Norris accepted the offer to knock the battery off the shoulder of Robert Conrad, Conrad now plays the part of the Headless Horseman on the off Broadway show "Why Chuck Why?"
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01-18-2006 07:59 AM #97
Chuck Norris can take out a tank with a spit ball!
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01-18-2006 11:29 AM #98
Chuck Norris drinks napalm to alleviate heart burn
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01-18-2006 11:33 AM #99
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Chuck Norris wipes with steel wool because sandpaper is too soft.
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01-18-2006 11:36 AM #100
Terrorist line up just to wear Chuck Norris' underpants on their heads!!!
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01-18-2006 11:39 AM #101
There are 31 letters in the english language, only Chuck Norris knows what the other 5 are.
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01-18-2006 11:46 AM #102
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Chuck Norris is not allowed to clap to public for fear of he'll create a sonic boom.
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01-18-2006 11:48 AM #103
Chuck Norris once pinned James Bond down with a single finger and forced him to say, "The name's Norris, Chuck Norris."
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01-18-2006 11:55 AM #104
Chuck Norris never loses at tic tac toe and he always goes second!!
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01-18-2006 12:12 PM #105
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Chuck Norris' aliases include the Angel of Death, Grim Reaper but most commonly know as "Your Daddy"!
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01-18-2006 12:42 PM #106
When Chuck Norris drives 15 miles with his right turn signal on.. people think he's cool !!
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01-18-2006 01:06 PM #107
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Chuck Norris doesn't stop for pedestrians, pedestrians stop for Chuck Norris.
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01-18-2006 01:37 PM #108
During the making of the movie "The day the earth stood still" Chuck Norris could still drive his SUV freely, after all even all powerful aliens aren't stupid enough to mess with Chucks car.
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01-18-2006 01:42 PM #109
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To make it seem like not everything was named after him, Chuck Norris used his middle name for the popular kid's game "Simon Says".
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01-18-2006 01:43 PM #110
Chuck Norris can mathematically make two wrongs equal a right.
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01-18-2006 01:44 PM #111
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The shortest distance between two points is via a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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01-18-2006 03:04 PM #112
Chuck Norris uses a knife and a bucket to donate blood.
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01-18-2006 03:10 PM #113
Ya, but he always gets reprimaded for donating other peoples blood!
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01-18-2006 03:22 PM #114
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God prays to Chuck Norris.
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01-18-2006 03:28 PM #115
Hmmmmm, I think I'll back away from my computer for a while!!!!!!!
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01-18-2006 04:21 PM #116
Like a Russian Nesting Doll, if you were to break Chuck Norris open you would find another Chuck Norris inside, only smaller and angrier.
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01-18-2006 04:24 PM #117
Chuck Norris is one bad ass dude but even he couldn't help the Pittsburgh Penguins!!!!
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01-18-2006 04:31 PM #118
Mikey Tuttle hugged Chuck Norris to death. Chuck couldn't stop laughing and suffocated.
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01-18-2006 04:46 PM #119
Chuck Norris tells his watch what time it is.
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01-18-2006 04:51 PM #120
Chuck Norris pushed his car over the finish line for the win at the Indy 500, He ran out of gas with 3 laps to go.
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