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  1. 01-16-2006 04:22 PM #31
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    Chuck Norris is the reason Freddy Kreuger and Jason Voorhees don't venture away from Elm St. and Crystal Lake!
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  2. 01-16-2006 04:30 PM #32
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    Chuck Norris can bungy jump from the Eiffel Tower. He simply chooses not to.
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    Chuck Norris was the inspiration for the Sistine chapel.
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    Chuck Norris free dove the Mariana Trench
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    Chuck Norris jumped the Grand Canyon on his BMX.
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    Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with 200 000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
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  7. 01-17-2006 09:28 AM #37
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    There is no sasquatch. Chuck Norris just forgot to shave.
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  8. 01-17-2006 09:43 AM #38
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    Quote Originally Posted by RLaw
    There is no sasquatch. Chuck Norris just forgot to shave.
    So I guess the Yeti is Chuck Norris in the winter time?
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  9. 01-17-2006 10:40 AM #39
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    Quote Originally Posted by Geoff Johnston
    So I guess the Yeti is Chuck Norris in the winter time?
    He just might be
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    Chuck Norris CAN touch Mc hammer
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    Chuck Norris DID get to the end of The Never Ending Story.
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    Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
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  13. 01-17-2006 11:10 AM #43
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    I heard Chuck Norris once got a hole in one on a 450yd par 4 with his PUTTER!
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  14. 01-17-2006 11:13 AM #44
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    The S.E.A. tsunami was not caused by an earthquake. In fact, it was Chuck Norris doing a cannonball off the spacestation, after having jumped up there in the first place.
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    Chuck Norris was the guest of honour at the Last Supper.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Geoff Johnston
    Chuck Norris was the guest of honour at the Last Supper.
    LMAO! Ok I think this is now one of the best. Good one Geoff.
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    Chuck Norris broke the land speed record on a bicycle that was missing it's chain and back tire.
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    That last one was pretty funny RLaw.

    Chuck Norris resolved the Bush/Gore presidential election with a flip of a coin.
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  19. 01-17-2006 12:11 PM #49
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    "Vin Diesel generates a gravitational field powerful enough to repel most meteorites."


    This site is great, keep on refreshing for laughs..

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    Quote Originally Posted by John
    "Vin Diesel generates a gravitational field powerful enough to repel most meteorites."


    This site is great, keep on refreshing for laughs..

    http://www.4q.cc/vin/

    Hey, hey, hey. Threadjack! We are talking about the ever powerful and almighty Chuck Norris. No mentioning please of any wusses like that Vin Diesel character.

    BTW, jk John!

    Now back to Chuck.

    Chuck Norris doesn't eat with utensils, food is so scared it jumps into his mouth.
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    Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man. He brought the baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of the gift, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after, all 3 died of roundhouse kick related deaths.
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    Could this be an incident of "The Foot Of Chuck"?

    Chuck Norris was the first to score a perfect 10 in Olympic competition, not some Romanian gymnast.
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    Chuck Norris dug up the Grand Mountain range with a tea spoon, It's now called the grand canyon!!
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    So does Batman and Spiderman!!

    Jean Claude VanDame and Steven Segal have tattoos of Chuck Norris on their arms.
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    Chuck Norris doesn't need a passport to travel, he's Chuck Norris.
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    Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhousekicks the cows and the butter comes right out.
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    Chuck Norris invented the rainbow. Soon thereafter, he roundhouse kicked that rainbow because he thought it looked gay.
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    Mikey likes "Life". Chuck Norris likes death.
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