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01-16-2006 04:22 PM #31
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Chuck Norris is the reason Freddy Kreuger and Jason Voorhees don't venture away from Elm St. and Crystal Lake!
"A life lived in fear of the new and the untried is not a life lived to its fullest." M.Pare 10/09/08
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01-16-2006 04:30 PM #32
Chuck Norris can bungy jump from the Eiffel Tower. He simply chooses not to.
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01-16-2006 04:46 PM #33
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Chuck Norris was the inspiration for the Sistine chapel.
"A life lived in fear of the new and the untried is not a life lived to its fullest." M.Pare 10/09/08
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01-16-2006 04:53 PM #34
Chuck Norris free dove the Mariana Trench
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01-16-2006 04:54 PM #35
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Chuck Norris jumped the Grand Canyon on his BMX.
"A life lived in fear of the new and the untried is not a life lived to its fullest." M.Pare 10/09/08
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01-17-2006 09:26 AM #36
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Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with 200 000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
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01-17-2006 09:28 AM #37
There is no sasquatch. Chuck Norris just forgot to shave.
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01-17-2006 09:43 AM #38
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Originally Posted by RLaw"A life lived in fear of the new and the untried is not a life lived to its fullest." M.Pare 10/09/08
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01-17-2006 10:40 AM #39Originally Posted by Geoff JohnstonRich
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01-17-2006 10:52 AM #40
Chuck Norris CAN touch Mc hammer
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01-17-2006 11:00 AM #41
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Chuck Norris DID get to the end of The Never Ending Story.
"A life lived in fear of the new and the untried is not a life lived to its fullest." M.Pare 10/09/08
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01-17-2006 11:04 AM #42
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
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01-17-2006 11:10 AM #43
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I heard Chuck Norris once got a hole in one on a 450yd par 4 with his PUTTER!
"A life lived in fear of the new and the untried is not a life lived to its fullest." M.Pare 10/09/08
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01-17-2006 11:13 AM #44
The S.E.A. tsunami was not caused by an earthquake. In fact, it was Chuck Norris doing a cannonball off the spacestation, after having jumped up there in the first place.
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01-17-2006 11:23 AM #45
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Chuck Norris was the guest of honour at the Last Supper.
"A life lived in fear of the new and the untried is not a life lived to its fullest." M.Pare 10/09/08
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01-17-2006 11:27 AM #46Originally Posted by Geoff JohnstonRich
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01-17-2006 11:52 AM #47
Chuck Norris broke the land speed record on a bicycle that was missing it's chain and back tire.
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01-17-2006 11:57 AM #48
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That last one was pretty funny RLaw.
Chuck Norris resolved the Bush/Gore presidential election with a flip of a coin."A life lived in fear of the new and the untried is not a life lived to its fullest." M.Pare 10/09/08
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01-17-2006 12:11 PM #49
"Vin Diesel generates a gravitational field powerful enough to repel most meteorites."
This site is great, keep on refreshing for laughs..
http://www.4q.cc/vin/
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01-17-2006 12:17 PM #50
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Originally Posted by John
Hey, hey, hey. Threadjack! We are talking about the ever powerful and almighty Chuck Norris. No mentioning please of any wusses like that Vin Diesel character.
BTW, jk John!
Now back to Chuck.
Chuck Norris doesn't eat with utensils, food is so scared it jumps into his mouth."A life lived in fear of the new and the untried is not a life lived to its fullest." M.Pare 10/09/08
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01-17-2006 01:14 PM #51
Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man. He brought the baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of the gift, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after, all 3 died of roundhouse kick related deaths.
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01-17-2006 01:24 PM #52
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Could this be an incident of "The Foot Of Chuck"?
Chuck Norris was the first to score a perfect 10 in Olympic competition, not some Romanian gymnast."A life lived in fear of the new and the untried is not a life lived to its fullest." M.Pare 10/09/08
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01-17-2006 01:29 PM #53
Chuck Norris dug up the Grand Mountain range with a tea spoon, It's now called the grand canyon!!
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01-17-2006 01:56 PM #54
Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pyjamas.
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01-17-2006 02:01 PM #55
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So does Batman and Spiderman!!
Jean Claude VanDame and Steven Segal have tattoos of Chuck Norris on their arms."A life lived in fear of the new and the untried is not a life lived to its fullest." M.Pare 10/09/08
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01-17-2006 02:28 PM #56
Chuck Norris can cut glass with his finger
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01-17-2006 02:31 PM #57
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a passport to travel, he's Chuck Norris.
"A life lived in fear of the new and the untried is not a life lived to its fullest." M.Pare 10/09/08
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01-17-2006 02:50 PM #58
Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhousekicks the cows and the butter comes right out.
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01-17-2006 02:53 PM #59
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Chuck Norris invented the rainbow. Soon thereafter, he roundhouse kicked that rainbow because he thought it looked gay.
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01-17-2006 02:58 PM #60
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Mikey likes "Life". Chuck Norris likes death.
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