Golf home party

Women have Tupperware, Avon and Fantasia parties, when are golfers going to get "Golf Parties".
Someone could come to your house, set up a net in your back yard, a putting green and bring a bunch of stuff to test out. You just have to get a bunch of people to come to your house for the party. You could test clubs, drivers, putters, balls, training aids and accessories. The host would get a % of "store credit" from the sales at the party. People could test stuff out in a relaxed not rushed atmosphere and probably test stuff thy normally would not try.

Just a thought

Would there be beer provided?

Could we smoke Cuban cigars also?

Would there be Bud Camp girls?

Could we still smoke cigars even if there are Bud Camp Girls?

Smoke 'em if you've got 'em, that's what I say.

Could we drink beer, have Bud girls and smoke cigars??:scratchch

Sounds like you should have a Bud Camp Girl party, where you sell cigars and beer. :-)

Could we go for a swim?

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Originally Posted by Bouche

Could we go for a swim?

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Carl Spackler: This place got a pool?
Ty Webb: Pool and a pond... Pond be good for you.

I think this is exactly how the guys at Coors Light came up with the Coors Light Maxim Golf Experience. Now if someone here owned a large brewery.

I think i saw Fundonny with 200 Stella Artois in the trunk of a car.This would be a good start.LOL

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Originally Posted by hoolio

I think this is exactly how the guys at Coors Light came up with the Coors Light Maxim Golf Experience. Now if someone here owned a large brewery.

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I don't want to be a party pooper at all, but, this is why men don't have these type of parties. Girls and booze always come's up, and we forget what the topic was in the first place. Girls + Booze + Caveman = Bad Idea!
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Originally Posted by jens

I don't want to be a party pooper at all, but, this is why men don't have these type of parties. Girls and booze always come's up, and we forget what the topic was in the first place. Girls + Booze + Caveman = Bad Idea!
:wallbash:hissyfit::wallbash

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I thought this party was shaping up quite nicely. The trunk loaded with 200 Stella's is strong. This thing''s a runaway train, there's no stopping it now. :cheers

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Originally Posted by jens

Girls + Booze + Caveman = Bad Idea!

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See, your math is all wrong there, I think you're using some sort of estrogen based algebra, when you have to use "Party Math"

The flaw in the equation can be seen highlighted in bold. Booze + "Cavemen" + Bud Camp Girls - OR(Paycheck,Fame,Validation) = Not Happening

You can clearly see the variable which is causing the issue. This is why I have put in a call to one Mr. Tony Stark on behalf of the forum, requesting some sort of financial assistance (and Gold-Titanium combat exoskeleton). I'm sure we'll have this thing up and running in no time.

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You can clearly see the variable which is causing the issue. This is why I have put in a call to one Mr. Tony Stark on behalf of the forum, requesting some sort of financial assistance (and Gold-Titanium combat exoskeleton). I'm sure we'll have this thing up and running in no time.

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Not sure even Stark Industries is making an exoskeleton that big.

Like any fine suit-maker, I'm sure they could let it out for me here and there. I can't be the only 6'5" hamburgler who wants to avoid gridlock / fight crime.

You are probably the only one.

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Originally Posted by hoolio

I think this is exactly how the guys at Coors Light came up with the Coors Light Maxim Golf Experience. Now if someone here owned a large brewery.

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My friend is on his way back from that...It was in Niagra Falls this year....apparently it was a blast and a half,.

In all seriousness it would be a great idea, though it would be a challenge. The equipment couldn't be from the top companies. Supporting the smaller golf companies would be a grand thing though.

Followed by card game and trip to the ballet. A perfect day.

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Originally Posted by Bouche

My friend is on his way back from that...It was in Niagra Falls this year....apparently it was a blast and a half,.

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Played in the National Coors Light Maxim Tournament at Angus Glen 2 years in a row - wife saw pics from second trip and now I'm banned.
Words alone cannot accurately describe this event