Wife: Will you remarry if I die before you?
Husband: Yes, I will. I'm still virile and relatively young.
Wife: Will you live in our house with her?
Husband: Of course. It's paid for, and I like it here.
Wife: Would you let her use my golf clubs?
Husband: Nah, she's left-handed...
(oops)
Cheers!
Gary
