Golfer - Caddy Quips

Golfer: "I've played so poorly all day; I think I'm going to go drown myself in that lake."
Caddy: "I don't think you could keep your head down that long."

Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world!"
Caddy: "I doubt it, that would be too much of a coincidence"

Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to be able to break 100 on this course."
Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth."

Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5-iron?"
Caddy: "Eventually."

Golfer: "This is the worst golf course I've every played on!"
Caddy: "This isn't the golf course, sir! We left that an hour ago!"

Golfer: " Well, Caddy, How do you like my game?"
Caddy: "Very good, sir! But personally I prefer Golf."

Golfer: "Well, I have never played this badly before!"
Caddy: "I didn't realize you have played before, sir."

Golfer: " Caddy, do you think my game is improving?"
Caddy: "Oh yes sir! You missed the ball much closer than you used to."

Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time, Caddy. It's distracting!"
Caddy: "This isn't a watch, sir, it a compass!"

Golfer: "Caddy, do you think it is a sin to play golf on Sunday?"
Caddy: "The way you play, sir, it's a crime any day of the week!"

Golfer: "This golf is a funny game."
Caddy: "It's not supposed to be."

Golfer: "That can't be my ball, Caddy. It looks far too old."
Caddy: "It's a long time since we started, sir."

Golfer: "That's good for one long drive and a putt."
Caddy (after ball travels only one meter): "An now for one hell of a putt."

This is some of the funniest stuff I've ever seen..... Classic!

Dan

that's good....lol

Funny stuff

You forgot the ever popular "who's your caddy?"