You're golfing too much when....

Subject: Golfing
There's a fellow who is a golf fanatic. Every Saturday morning he has an early tee time. He gets up
early and eager, golf's all day long.....36 holes sometimes.
Well, one Saturday morning he gets up early, dresses quietly, gets his clubs out of the closet and
goes to his car to drive to the course.
Coming out of his garage rain is pouring down; it is like a torrential downpour.
There is snow mixed in with the rain, and the wind is blowing 50 mph.
He returns to the garage. He comes back into the house and turns the TV to the weather channel.
He finds it's going to be bad weather all day long, so he puts his clubs back into the closet, quietly undresses and slips
back into bed.
There he cuddles up to his wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispers, "The weather out there is
terrible."
To which she sleepily replies, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out golfing in that s***?"