Perfect match

They’re a perfect match. . . He’s a Chiropractor and she’s a pain in the neck.

They’re a perfect match. . . He’s a funny old goat and she’s a great kidder.

They’re a perfect match. . . He doesn’t have a dollar and she has no sense.

They’re a perfect match. . . He sells balloons for a living and she’s full of hot air.

They’re a perfect match. . . He’s bow-legged and she’s straight as an arrow.

They’re a perfect match. . . He’s a Geologist and she’s got rocks in her head.

They’re a perfect match. . . She’s a Math teacher and he’s a guy with a lot of problems.

They’re a perfect match. . . He’s a night watchman and she’s never worked a day in her life.

They’re a perfect match. . . She’s a Geometry teacher and he knows all the angles.