When Chuck Norris cooks breakfast, the scrambled eggs whip themselves.
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When Chuck Norris cooks breakfast, the scrambled eggs whip themselves.
Chuck Norris makes real men eat quiche....just for fun.
Chuck Norris was actually the first person to climb Everest, in one day!
K2 was the tallest mountain in the world, until Chuck Norris climbed Everest and roundhouse kicked K2 down to second
Chuck Norris' once played in his high school band. His image inspired the monkey with the symbols.
Chuck Norris accepted the offer to knock the battery off the shoulder of Robert Conrad, Conrad now plays the part of the Headless Horseman on the off Broadway show "Why Chuck Why?"
Chuck Norris can take out a tank with a spit ball!
Chuck Norris drinks napalm to alleviate heart burn
Chuck Norris wipes with steel wool because sandpaper is too soft.
Terrorist line up just to wear Chuck Norris' underpants on their heads!!!
There are 31 letters in the english language, only Chuck Norris knows what the other 5 are.
Chuck Norris is not allowed to clap to public for fear of he'll create a sonic boom.
Chuck Norris once pinned James Bond down with a single finger and forced him to say, "The name's Norris, Chuck Norris."
Chuck Norris never loses at tic tac toe and he always goes second!!
Chuck Norris' aliases include the Angel of Death, Grim Reaper but most commonly know as "Your Daddy"!
When Chuck Norris drives 15 miles with his right turn signal on.. people think he's cool !!
Chuck Norris doesn't stop for pedestrians, pedestrians stop for Chuck Norris.
During the making of the movie "The day the earth stood still" Chuck Norris could still drive his SUV freely, after all even all powerful aliens aren't stupid enough to mess with Chucks car.
To make it seem like not everything was named after him, Chuck Norris used his middle name for the popular kid's game "Simon Says".
Chuck Norris can mathematically make two wrongs equal a right.
The shortest distance between two points is via a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris uses a knife and a bucket to donate blood.
Ya, but he always gets reprimaded for donating other peoples blood!:-)
God prays to Chuck Norris.
Hmmmmm, I think I'll back away from my computer for a while!!!!!!!:-)
Like a Russian Nesting Doll, if you were to break Chuck Norris open you would find another Chuck Norris inside, only smaller and angrier.
Chuck Norris is one bad ass dude but even he couldn't help the Pittsburgh Penguins!!!!:wallbash
Mikey Tuttle hugged Chuck Norris to death. Chuck couldn't stop laughing and suffocated.
(Flame retardant suit on)
Chuck Norris tells his watch what time it is.
Chuck Norris pushed his car over the finish line for the win at the Indy 500, He ran out of gas with 3 laps to go.