Jack was not feeling well

Jack was not feeling well, bad enough that his wife Pat had to go and get the test results from the doctor. "Now Pat, I don't exactly know what is the problem is -- Jack may even die if he doesn't get the right treatment. The only thing is the right treatment is going to seem a little strange. Jack needs to golf as often as he has strength and you need to give him all the sex he can handle." Pat nodded and left. When she got home, Jack was anxious to find out what his test results were. "Well Pat, what did Doc have to say? Pat looked him straight in the face. "Your gonna die."