CorporateGolfXtra 2023
+ Post New Thread
Page 5 of 6 FirstFirst 1 2 3 4 5 6 LastLast
Threads 201 to 250 of 281

Forum: Golf Jokes

Good clean fun

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: PG rated golf jokes only please

    PG rated golf jokes only please.

    Started by Kilroy‎, 11-20-2005 06:07 AM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 23,769
    11-20-2005 06:07 AM Go to last post
  1. Golfer - Caddy Quips

    Golfer: "I've played so poorly all day; I think I'm going to go drown myself in that lake." Caddy: "I don't think you could keep your head down that long." Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world!" Caddy: "I doubt it, that would be too much of a coincidence" Golfer: "I'd move...

    Started by Kilroy‎, 06-25-2005 10:48 AM
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 9,034
    08-23-2005 01:01 PM Go to last post
  2. at the driving range

    A golfer ran into a friend he not seen for years at the driving range one day. They talked about their games, their swings, and all sorts of things. Eventually, one of them said, "How's the family?" The other replied, "Oh, pretty good. I got a new set of clubs for the wife the other day!" "Hey,...

    Started by Kilroy‎, 06-25-2005 11:42 AM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 6,146
    06-25-2005 11:42 AM Go to last post
  3. deep in the Amazon

    For months the archaeologist had been toiling deep in the Amazon jungle, clearing creepers and rampant, choking undergrowth from faint traces of a Lost City. Their excitement mounted as the place's extraordinary purpose became evident. Broad winding avenues of giant flagstones had deep, narrow...

    Started by Kilroy‎, 06-25-2005 11:52 AM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 2,531
    06-25-2005 11:52 AM Go to last post
  4. Posted at a local golf club...

    1. Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart. 2. Form a loose grip. 3. Keep your head down. 4. Avoid a quick back swing. 5. Stay out of the water. 6. Try not to hit anyone. 7. If you are taking too long, please let others go ahead of you. 8....

    Started by Kilroy‎, 06-25-2005 12:15 PM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 3,548
    06-25-2005 12:15 PM Go to last post
  5. Candid Camera Golf

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uwfx3udosus

    Started by Kilroy‎, 10-21-2006 10:09 AM
    • Replies: 8
    • Views: 6,200
    10-24-2006 06:49 AM Go to last post
  6. The Handicap

    Two golfers were waiting their turn on the tee when a naked woman ran across the fairway and into the woods. Two men in white coats and another guy carrying two buckets of sand were chasing her, and a little old man was bringing up the rear. One of the golfers asked the old man, "What the hell...

    Started by Kiwi‎, 12-22-2006 07:40 PM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 3,337
    12-22-2006 07:40 PM Go to last post
  7. Wink Betting with strangers....

    A fellow was getting ready to tee off on the first hole when a second golfer approached and asked if he could join him. The first golfer said that he usually played alone, but agreed to the two-some. They were even after the first two holes. The second guy said, "We're about evenly matched,...

    Started by Kiwi‎, 10-28-2007 08:35 AM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 3,494
    10-28-2007 08:35 AM Go to last post
  8. Wink The Perfect Shot

    Sam stood over his tee shot on the 450 yard 18th hole for what seemed an eternity. He waggled, looked up, looked down, waggled again, but didn't start his back swing. Finally his exasperated partner asked, "What in the hell is taking so long?" "My wife is watching me from the clubhouse balcony,"...

    Started by Kiwi‎, 01-09-2008 11:01 PM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 4,267
    01-09-2008 11:01 PM Go to last post
  9. Thumbs up Golf Trivia Challenge

    http://www.cincinnati.com/golf/golfquiz/html/brand.htm

    Started by Kiwi‎, 04-26-2008 07:40 AM
    • Replies: 17
    • Views: 19,269
    06-02-2009 10:40 AM Go to last post
  10. Question Ethics question

    What if you were playing in the club championship tournament finals and the match was halved at the end of 17 holes. You had the honor and hit your ball a modest two hundred fifty yards to the middle of the fairway, leaving a simple six iron to the pin. Your opponent then hits his ball, lofting it...

    Started by Kiwi‎, 02-13-2012 11:01 PM
    • Replies: 9
    • Views: 20,819
    08-20-2021 08:51 PM Go to last post
  11. Golf truisms

    1. Eighteen holes of match play will teach you more about your foe than 18 years of dealing with him across a desk. Grantland Rice 2. Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five. John Updike ...

    Started by larry‎, 01-25-2007 10:25 AM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 5,639
    01-25-2007 10:25 AM Go to last post
  12. Bad drive

    After a particularly poor game of golf, the golfer skipped the "19th" hole and headed straight for home. As he was walking to the parking lot to get his car, a policeman stopped him and asked, "Did you tee off on the sixteenth hole about twenty minutes ago?" "Yes, I guess that would be about...

    Started by larry‎, 02-01-2007 03:17 PM
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 5,279
    02-08-2007 08:23 AM Go to last post
  13. ****, I missed

    don't recall seeing this one posted... A Catholic priest and a nun were taking a rare afternoon off and enjoying a round of golf. The priest stepped up to the first tee and took a mighty swing. He missed the ball entirely and said "****, I missed."...

    Started by Law‎, 09-20-2005 01:55 PM
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 4,750
    11-30-2005 11:10 AM Go to last post
  14. Old Golf Ball

    An old ball at the bottom of a golf bag is ranting and raving. "I'm sick of this" he says. "It's hot and dark in here, and I never seem to get taken out to play anymore" A nearby plastic tee shakes his head. "Unbelievable", he says. "A talking golf ball."

    Started by Law‎, 01-14-2006 04:44 PM
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 19,764
    09-15-2006 10:51 AM Go to last post
  15. Phone Fees

    Observed on the wall in the bar at Burning Tree, the men-only golf club for Washington DC's elite: Bar-Phone Fees: $1- "Not here" $2- "On his way out" $3- "Just left" $4- "Haven't seen him all day" $5- "Who?"

    Started by Law‎, 01-14-2006 04:48 PM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 3,859
    09-18-2006 04:23 PM Go to last post
  16. Golfer's handbook

    I have seen many of these scroll across the banner on this site but they are still pretty funny: ONLY A TRUE GOLFER WILL UNDERSTAND THESE: Don't buy a putter until you've had a chance to throw it. Never try to keep more than 300 separate...

    Started by leftylucas‎, 01-12-2011 09:39 AM
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 13,286
    06-01-2011 09:31 PM Go to last post
  17. Water Hazard

    At the end of a terrible day on the limks, Larry came up to the 18th tee with its imposing water hazard. Tremendously distraught, he turned to his caddy and said, "I can't take it any more. I'm going to drown myself in that lake." His caddie said, 'You'll never drown.You can't keep your head...

    Started by Lil-SandShark‎, 01-09-2006 03:04 AM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 3,463
    01-09-2006 03:04 AM Go to last post
  18. Tiger ad.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubAxWIfcE5I&NR This would be so fun :)

    Started by little brit‎, 09-09-2006 02:44 PM
    • Replies: 11
    • Views: 10,252
    05-03-2007 04:31 PM Go to last post
  19. 2 year old golfer

    Wow! this little guy looks good :) Hope Dad doesn't push him too much. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLZ7ZbxAcvo

    Started by little brit‎, 11-10-2007 10:33 AM
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 5,736
    11-11-2007 08:23 PM Go to last post
  20. Funny Video

    The funniest part of the song "my putter alone cost a thousand bucks". http://members.shaw.ca/stephen.sutherland/golf.html

    Started by lms‎, 11-03-2008 09:15 PM
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 11,554
    04-29-2009 09:51 AM Go to last post
  21. The Scottish Golfer

    An 80-year-old Scotsman goes to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and asks, "How do you stay in such great physical condition?" I'm Scottish and I am a golfer," says the old guy, "and that's why I'm in such good shape. I'm up well before daylight...

    Started by LobWedge‎, 11-07-2008 10:23 PM
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 7,129
    05-11-2009 12:17 AM Go to last post
  22. Bunnyshack!!

    The Starz bunnies do Caddy Shack in 30 seconds... http://www.angryalien.com/aa/caddyshackbuns.asp

    Started by LobWedge‎, 11-12-2008 11:41 AM
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 4,631
    11-13-2008 04:08 PM Go to last post
  23. Talking True Male Sensitivity

    The room was full of pregnant women with their partners. The class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, and was telling the men how to give the necessary assurance and support to their partners at this stage of the pregnancy. She said "Ladies,...

    Started by LobWedge‎, 12-02-2010 05:03 PM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 12,359
    12-02-2010 05:03 PM Go to last post
  24. Smile! Moses is back

    Good news guys, stroke and distance is out Bad news though, lying is still forbidden.

    Started by Marmotte‎, 03-16-2006 04:29 PM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 3,164
    09-18-2006 03:42 PM Go to last post
  25. Winter practice advice

    :bored: No matter how depressed you you are at the prospect that we may have a late season opening, and therefore need to swing a club to avoid having to take anti-depressants, don't do it in the Living Room, go to the Garage.:grumpy: :wallbash Just swong my beautiful new Tour Edge Exotics CG1...

    Started by mcgoo‎, 03-19-2008 05:30 PM
    • Replies: 8
    • Views: 5,844
    04-02-2008 02:42 PM Go to last post
  26. Really Useful Golf Book

    I should have placed this reply in this section of this site. Ah well, here it is: A friend of mine is writing a golf book entitled Winning Golf Strategies. The book gives the reader valuable playing tips and insider information that has been gleaned from years of experience in the game and...

    Started by mpare‎, 07-01-2006 01:59 PM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 3,045
    07-01-2006 01:59 PM Go to last post
  27. The Ulitmate Lesson

    Did one of our members write this? I have at least one of our frequent visitors in mind. :-) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osD2U-s8i6E&feature=related

    Started by mpare‎, 07-08-2008 05:59 AM
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 4,891
    07-08-2008 08:01 PM Go to last post
  28. Golf Truisms

    These will make you laugh - they're so true. ______________________ Don't buy a putter until you've had a chance to throw it. When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either hit one more club or two more balls. If you're afraid a full shot might reach the green while...

    Started by mpare‎, 08-26-2009 10:33 AM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 16,219
    09-01-2009 09:35 AM Go to last post
  29. Language is no barrier in golf!

    You don't need to know french to appreciate this local legend! An oldie, but a goodie - ENJOY! :goodvibes http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULP0cbGXU8k

    Started by Mr. Chi‎, 06-30-2011 09:27 AM
    birdie, carl, carmoni, video, youtube
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 13,700
    07-01-2011 06:57 PM Go to last post
  30. Red face Double Take Comparing professional golfers with their celebrity doppelgangers

    Some of these are pretty good hehe http://www.golfdigest.com/golf/humor/photos-golf-doppelgangers#intro

    Started by Mr. Chi‎, 02-16-2012 02:57 PM
    celebrity, compare, doppelgangers, funny, joke
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 12,437
    02-18-2012 09:38 AM Go to last post
  31. Trick Shot Challenge with Ian Poulter and World Trick Shot Champion Geoff Swain

    Saw this today online, enjoy! :-) http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ReKQLTeSMbY

    Started by Mr. Chi‎, 10-26-2012 11:04 AM
    cool, funny, poulter, shotmaker, tricks
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 11,945
    10-26-2012 11:04 AM Go to last post
  32. No simulation: Sadlowski Destroys Golf Channel Simulator

    BOOM!!! :cool http://www.golfchannel.com/media/sadlowski-destroys-simulator/

    Started by Mr. Chi‎, 11-16-2012 06:34 PM
    destroyed, golf channel, long drive, sadlowski, simulator
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 12,452
    11-16-2012 07:33 PM Go to last post
  33. Gary Evan's driver spit trick shot

    How do people think up these shots? :laughing: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=kiWrMoqL6Ps

    Started by Mr. Chi‎, 11-20-2012 11:42 AM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,573
    11-26-2012 04:29 AM Go to last post
  34. 9 Putts Into One Hole

    9 Putts Into One Hole: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=hNZnlcOOz00

    Started by Mr. Chi‎, 02-18-2013 03:15 PM
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 14,490
    05-26-2015 08:05 PM Go to last post
  35. Talking 'Dufnering' meme takes Internet by storm

    haha.....awesome! http://www.golf.com/photos/dufnering-meme-takes-internet-storm-jason-dufner-twitter/jason-dufner-keegan-bradley?sct=hp3#332455

    Started by Mr. Chi‎, 03-29-2013 05:18 PM
    dufnering, funny, meme, pout, trend
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 11,884
    03-29-2013 08:30 PM Go to last post
  36. Stereotypes: Golf by Dude Perfect

    Enjoy :-) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PNsMXe170Q#t=85

    Started by Mr. Chi‎, 09-04-2013 07:36 AM
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 13,175
    10-02-2013 09:16 PM Go to last post
  37. Best Follow-Through Ever?

    :cool http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Md08xx3n1o4

    Started by Mr. Chi‎, 10-02-2013 09:47 PM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,778
    10-03-2013 08:49 AM Go to last post
  38. 2 person trick shot at the range

    Better form than my normal swing :scratchch http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYd8KE2Whd8

    Started by Mr. Chi‎, 03-11-2014 07:51 AM
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 14,277
    09-12-2015 11:17 PM Go to last post
  39. Brutal Iron Shot...

    Just brutal..... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bR3-tE29Vc

    Started by Mr. Chi‎, 12-09-2015 02:18 PM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 14,401
    12-09-2015 11:46 PM Go to last post
  40. Woman's insane pro-am swing video

    For those who haven't seen this yet, I'd love to try this technique out on the range! https://twitter.com/wheatiePGA/status/908146996329902081 :golf

    Started by Mr. Chi‎, 09-15-2017 08:34 AM
    crazy, insane, proam, swing, twitter
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 17,944
    09-16-2017 06:35 AM Go to last post
  41. Ummmm.....Phil?

    Ummmm.....Phil? What did I just watch???! https://www.instagram.com/p/Bl-yYxwnGUv/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=n3lqvzc0eqsa

    Started by Mr. Chi‎, 08-02-2018 11:23 AM
    dance, dancing, lefty, mickelson, phil
    • Replies: 15
    • Views: 17,109
    09-05-2018 08:05 AM Go to last post
  42. Hahahaha!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbNSGI_nV1s

    Started by MusicMan‎, 12-15-2006 01:48 PM
    • Replies: 8
    • Views: 8,112
    12-19-2006 11:58 AM Go to last post
  43. Talking Be Defined

    ...........................................Be Defined................................ Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle, followed by a good bottle of beer. Golf! You hit down to make the ball go up. You swing left and the...

    Started by MusicMan‎, 01-16-2007 11:50 AM
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 3,952
    01-16-2007 01:29 PM Go to last post
  44. BlackBerry Golf

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHB5YDxUfJM&mode=related&search=

    Started by MusicMan‎, 03-05-2007 05:31 PM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 3,815
    03-05-2007 05:31 PM Go to last post
  45. Robin Williams on golf

    I know you all heard this before and it's funny as heck but here is the link in case you want to have a laugh. :-) :laughing: Robin Williams on golf NOTE: there is some language with this video

    Started by NoBack‎, 07-12-2005 07:55 PM
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 7,673
    09-27-2006 01:00 PM Go to last post
  46. Drinking and Driving

    Hmmmmmm Ever wonder why so many carts end up crashing? :laughing:

    Started by NoBack‎, 07-23-2005 11:29 AM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 4,103
    09-27-2006 11:03 AM Go to last post
  47. Little Johnny's back!!!

    It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early dismissal. Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can leave...

    Started by NoBack‎, 12-16-2009 06:30 PM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,937
    12-16-2009 07:15 PM Go to last post
  48. golf hazard

    A husband and wife were out golfing together one day when they came upon a tough par 4 hole. The husband hooked his drive deep into the woods and proclaimed that he would have to chip out. Then the wife said: "Maybe not, dear! Do you see that barn over there? If I open the doors on both sides, I do...

    Started by nokids‎, 10-28-2009 09:46 AM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 14,647
    10-28-2009 09:46 AM Go to last post
  49. old couple playing golf

    On Sunday I'm playing golf and we hear an old couple having an arguement on the hole next to us. We couldn't hear what they were arguing about, but we heard the woman say "Why are you questioning me?!" Woman takes off, the man puts his head down and follows the woman. We had a good...

    Started by nokids‎, 08-16-2011 07:45 AM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 14,545
    08-19-2011 04:27 PM Go to last post
  50. Golf game interrupted

    A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend...

    Started by nokids‎, 09-22-2011 01:49 PM
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 12,856
    09-30-2011 10:54 PM Go to last post

Forum Information and Options

Moderators of this Forum
Users Browsing this Forum

There are currently 15 users browsing this forum. (0 members & 15 guests)



Thread Display Options

Use this control to limit the display of threads to those newer than the specified time frame.

Allows you to choose the data by which the thread list will be sorted.

Order threads in...

Note: when sorting by date, 'descending order' will show the newest results first.

Icon Legend

Contains unread posts
Contains unread posts
Contains no unread posts
Contains no unread posts
More than 25 replies or 400 views
Hot thread with unread posts
More than 25 replies or 400 views
Hot thread with no unread posts
Closed Thread
Thread is closed
Thread Contains a Message Written By You
You have posted in this thread

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts