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  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: PG rated golf jokes only please

    PG rated golf jokes only please.

    Started by Kilroy‎, 11-20-2005 06:07 AM
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  1. A priest golfs on a sunday

    A Priest decides that he wants to go play a round of golf on a sunday for a change, so he plans ahead and finds someone to do his sermon for him, careful not to mention that he wants to play golf instead. A saint from heaven saw right through his plan and asked God, " Your not gonna let him get...

    Started by smiths_falls‎, 03-02-2011 02:56 PM
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  2. Trick Shot Challenge with Ian Poulter and World Trick Shot Champion Geoff Swain

    Saw this today online, enjoy! :-) http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ReKQLTeSMbY

    Started by Mr. Chi‎, 10-26-2012 11:04 AM
    cool, funny, poulter, shotmaker, tricks
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  3. Talking 'Dufnering' meme takes Internet by storm

    haha.....awesome! http://www.golf.com/photos/dufnering-meme-takes-internet-storm-jason-dufner-twitter/jason-dufner-keegan-bradley?sct=hp3#332455

    Started by Mr. Chi‎, 03-29-2013 05:18 PM
    dufnering, funny, meme, pout, trend
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  4. God's punishment

    A priest who is also a mad keen golfer is desperate to get a game in after a long snowed in winter. The weather finally clears and the conditions are fine enough to get out for a game, but the only available time was an early Sunday morning clashing with his Sunday Mass duties. He tells a huge...

    Started by Crusty‎, 06-21-2013 02:41 AM
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  5. Now This Guy Is Just Plain Stupid

    Ok you have to see this act and then you will know what the title of this post means! http://www.anothersite.co.uk/gallery/index.php?action=showpic&cat=7&pic=1113

    Started by Golfbum‎, 07-29-2005 07:38 PM
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  6. Ode to the ball...

    In My Hand I Hold A Ball, White And Dimpled, Rather Small. Oh, How Bland It Does Appear, This Harmless Looking Little Sphere.. By It's Size I Could Not Guess, The Awesome Strength It Does Possess. But Since I Fell Beneath Its Spell, I've Wandered Through The Fires Of Hell.

    Started by Kilroy‎, 08-15-2009 10:52 PM
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  7. Funny Video

    The funniest part of the song "my putter alone cost a thousand bucks". http://members.shaw.ca/stephen.sutherland/golf.html

    Started by lms‎, 11-03-2008 09:15 PM
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    04-29-2009 09:51 AM Go to last post
  8. golf humor

    Golf Humour Eileen and her husband Doug went for counseling after 25 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, Eileen went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 25 years they had been married. She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of...

    Started by nolrac2‎, 05-28-2016 09:30 PM
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  9. New Rules of Golf For Seniors

    New Golf Rules for seniors I thought you would want to know. The CARP Organization (Canadian Association of Retired People) has negotiated with the USGA & the Canadian Golf Association to modify the Rules of Golf for seniors, effective January 1, 2008. Rule 1.a.5

    Started by Golfbum‎, 06-01-2008 06:57 AM
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  10. The golfing nun

    A nun walked into Mother Superior’s office and plunked down into a chair. She let out a sigh, heavy with frustration."What troubles you, Sister?" asked the Mother Superior. "I thought this was the day you spent with your family." "It was," sighed the Sister. "And I went to play golf with...

    Started by bobblehead‎, 04-08-2010 09:57 AM
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  11. mighty swing

    A golfer set up his ball on the first tee, took a mighty swing and hit his ball into a clump of trees. He found his ball and saw an opening between two trees he thought he could hit through. Taking out his 3-wood, he took another mighty swing. The ball hit a tree, bounced back, hit him in...

    Started by 314314‎, 08-12-2008 01:42 PM
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    05-11-2009 12:25 AM Go to last post
  12. Seve and the fruit cake incident

    more of a story not a joke , but a good chuckle none the less https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6I7EGnzYRiU

    Started by cleek‎, 04-22-2018 08:33 AM
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  13. When the boss calls in sick

    Had a good chuckle with this one. Thought I'd share. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vrxYLjkRkQ

    Started by Instinct‎, 05-20-2009 03:35 PM
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  14. 15 Years Of Marriage

    A husband and wife go to a counselor after 15 years of marriage. The counselor asks them what the problem is and the wife goes into a tirade listing every problem they have ever had in the 15 years they've been married. She goes on and on and on. Finally, the counselor gets up, walks around...

    Started by Golfbum‎, 03-29-2006 07:22 PM
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  15. Tiger ad.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubAxWIfcE5I&NR This would be so fun :)

    Started by little brit‎, 09-09-2006 02:44 PM
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  16. Re: The Marty Tregnan Golf Academy

    Coming to Ottawa soon? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5cXtsUYAcM

    Started by hoylake‎, 02-07-2007 12:33 PM
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  17. The Pro is my Shepherd

    The Pro is my Shepherd The Pro is my Shepherd, I shall not Slice. He maketh me to Drive Straight Down Green Fairways; He leadeth me Safely across Still Water-Hazards;

    Started by Kilroy‎, 06-25-2005 10:45 AM
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  18. Who'll be dancing today?

    :-) https://www.instagram.com/p/BwGZ8gmF4Ek/

    Started by Chieflongtee‎, 04-14-2019 08:51 AM
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  19. The 2006 Golf Rules For Seniors

    I think that you have to be retired to be allowed to use these new rules.:-) The 2006 golf rules for seniors: Rule 1

    Started by Golfbum‎, 03-22-2006 11:43 PM
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    09-15-2006 11:14 AM Go to last post
  20. 10 Best Caddy Replies

    I did a search and could not find this so I hope it has never been posted before, if so admin please delete. Enjoy TEN BEST CADDY REPLIES # 10 Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake." Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?" # 9 Golfer: "I'd move heaven and...

    Started by 4PUTT‎, 04-30-2007 11:26 PM
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    05-02-2007 12:29 PM Go to last post
  21. How to Line up Your 4th Putt

    Here is a new Golf Book that might make for interesting reading for some of you. The title is "How to Line up Your 4th Putt" by BOBBY RUSHER. Here are some of the more notable chapters: A. How to hit a Top Flite from the rough when you hit a Titleist from the tee. B. How to avoid the water...

    Started by Kilroy‎, 06-25-2005 10:44 AM
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  22. Golfer - Caddy Quips

    Golfer: "I've played so poorly all day; I think I'm going to go drown myself in that lake." Caddy: "I don't think you could keep your head down that long." Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world!" Caddy: "I doubt it, that would be too much of a coincidence" Golfer: "I'd move...

    Started by Kilroy‎, 06-25-2005 10:48 AM
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  23. Dear Abby:

    I have never written to you before, but I really need your advice. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs; phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with "the girls" a lot recently; although when I ask their names...

    Started by Kilroy‎, 02-26-2008 04:05 PM
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    03-05-2008 08:24 PM Go to last post
  24. The Golf Song

    http://members.shaw.ca/stephen.sutherland/golf.html :)

    Started by Golfbum‎, 10-23-2008 03:46 PM
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  25. No thanks...

    Started by boylebj‎, 01-04-2022 09:49 AM
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    01-05-2022 11:00 AM Go to last post
  26. Dear Abby

    Dear Abby, I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs......... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I...

    Started by Golfbum‎, 04-14-2007 06:06 AM
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  27. It's all about technique

    http://www.golf.com/golf/video/article/0,28224,1720077,00.html

    Started by Chieflongtee‎, 03-18-2008 06:15 AM
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  28. tiger joke

    tiger drives up to a gas station to get gas,he gets out of his car and some tee,s fall out of his pockit. the guy serving the gas said.what are they.and tiger said. they are to rest my balls on when iam driving. the gas guy said what will they think of next with these new cars.

    Started by golf charlie‎, 05-01-2006 08:00 PM
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    09-15-2006 10:54 AM Go to last post
  29. Hahahaha!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbNSGI_nV1s

    Started by MusicMan‎, 12-15-2006 01:48 PM
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  30. How many beers before you let your friend do this?

    http://www.golfresource.net/videos/Diver.wmv

    Started by Kilroy‎, 07-27-2006 07:15 AM
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    09-18-2006 03:52 PM Go to last post
  31. Golf is almost here....

    Started by boylebj‎, 04-28-2020 10:04 AM
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  32. Tie Me Up

    One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very Sexy nightie. 'Tie me up,' she purred, 'and you can do anything you want.' So he tied her up and went golfing.

    Started by Indio‎, 02-15-2008 05:05 PM
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  33. Careful when coming back to your cart....!!!

    These guys had a suprise................!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DD-WZ1mKUG8

    Started by PEI Golfing‎, 08-08-2007 10:34 PM
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  34. Robin Williams on golf

    I know you all heard this before and it's funny as heck but here is the link in case you want to have a laugh. :-) :laughing: Robin Williams on golf NOTE: there is some language with this video

    Started by NoBack‎, 07-12-2005 07:55 PM
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  35. Lamaze class

    The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, along with informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at this stage of the plan. The teacher then announced, "Ladies, exercise...

    Started by Kilroy‎, 06-25-2005 11:57 AM
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  36. Tiger's new boat

    Tiger's new boat.

    Started by Chieflongtee‎, 03-01-2006 09:34 AM
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  37. The priest and the pro

    This local parish priest decides he's going to improve his game the next time he plays. When he goes into the proshop he asks the pro if he could play a round with him, just to get a few pointers. The pro agrees and leaves the shop with the priest. All through the round the pro gives the priest...

    Started by Kilroy‎, 06-25-2005 11:54 AM
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  38. The Scottish Golfer

    An 80-year-old Scotsman goes to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and asks, "How do you stay in such great physical condition?" I'm Scottish and I am a golfer," says the old guy, "and that's why I'm in such good shape. I'm up well before daylight...

    Started by LobWedge‎, 11-07-2008 10:23 PM
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  39. funny golf joke from Readers Digest

    can't remember the exact writing... Fred comes home from his usual Saturday golf game and is welcomed with a "Hi Honey, how was your golf game" from his wife. Fred answer's "Awful, Harry dropped dead on the tenth hole". "Oh my dear, that's terrible" replies his wife. "You're telling me, the...

    Started by Ryebo‎, 10-27-2008 02:32 PM
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  40. The Brake Failed

    His partner thought his blackberry was getting wet and jumped in to save the clubs and phones. This happened on the first hole so he played the 18 in bare feet.

    Started by 4PUTT‎, 06-16-2008 10:52 PM
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  41. Good Bye

    Good-Bye A father put his three year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which she ended by saying: "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and good-bye Grandpa." The father asked, "Why did you say good-bye grandpa?" The little girl said, ...

    Started by Golfbum‎, 07-27-2007 09:07 PM
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    08-24-2007 06:44 PM Go to last post
  42. Only David Feherty could pull that one... on TIGER

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMa02LjDmHE&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Etotalprosports%2Ecom%2Fblog%2Findex%2Ephp%2F2009%2F05%2Fdavid%2Dfeherty%2Dasks%2Dhey%2Dtiger%2Ddo%2Dyou%2Dfeel%2Dlike%2Da%2Dloser%2F&feature=player_embedded :laughing::laughing::laughing:

    Started by joceber‎, 05-06-2009 11:05 AM
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  43. Addicted to Golf

    "Hi my name is Bill and I'm a Golfer..." While some like to debate whether golf is a game or a sport, I'm debating whether golf is a sport or a drug. From The Addiction Research Foundation here are 10 indicators of an addiction Unusual flare-ups or outbreaks of temper (every second shot) ...

    Started by Kilroy‎, 06-25-2005 10:46 AM
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  44. ck this out

    Anyone wanna go half with me? http://cgi.ebay.ca/BETTINARDI-DASS-LEFT-HANDED-BB-2-DREAMWEAVER-SPIDER-WEB_W0QQitemZ7221966627QQcategoryZ115280QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

    Started by covanant‎, 03-01-2006 05:46 PM
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    03-07-2006 10:27 PM Go to last post
  45. how not to play golf

    http://bubblare.se/golf_ar_fantastiskt_kul/ The guys on the cart who roll it are hillarious

    Started by bbad‎, 03-14-2007 04:53 PM
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  46. Candid Camera Golf

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uwfx3udosus

    Started by Kilroy‎, 10-21-2006 10:09 AM
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  47. at the driving range

    A golfer ran into a friend he not seen for years at the driving range one day. They talked about their games, their swings, and all sorts of things. Eventually, one of them said, "How's the family?" The other replied, "Oh, pretty good. I got a new set of clubs for the wife the other day!" "Hey,...

    Started by Kilroy‎, 06-25-2005 11:42 AM
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  48. Golf humour

    1. Don't buy a putter until you've had a chance to throw it. 2. Never try to keep more than 300 separate thoughts in your mind during your swing. 3. When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either hit one more club or two more balls. 4. If you're afraid a full shot...

    Started by rpangman‎, 03-01-2007 12:10 AM
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    03-05-2007 12:19 PM Go to last post
  49. 20 Laws Of Golf

    20 absolute laws of golf 1: No matter how bad your last shot was it won't be your worst. 2: After playing your best round of golf you can be sure that your next round will be one of your worst. The probability of this law coming true increases with the number of people you tell...

    Started by Golfbum‎, 08-24-2008 07:05 PM
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    12-09-2008 02:32 AM Go to last post
  50. Golf Instruction Book

    You may have read this book before, but, it never hurts to read more info on golf. :-) Here is a book to read......The chapters are summarized below. Chapter 1 - How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt Chapter 2 - How to Hit a Nike from the Rough When You Hit a Titleist from the Tee ...

    Started by Golfbum‎, 10-25-2005 12:36 AM
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    10-25-2005 12:36 AM Go to last post

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