Forum: Humour

http://www.frumpzilla.com/frumpzilla_site/articles/inebriated-man-vs-flip-flop-an-age-old-battle/ Man this brings me back... Been there, done that.

ikea plans on selling cars

A little imagination goes a long way. :-) http://uk.download.yahoo.com/ne/fu/attachments/buildabetterbush.htm

The Dec 8th In The Bleachers comic: http://www.ucomics.com/inthebleachers/

O.k first off,im no big meany! Was in my basement today,had a wedge out and a couple of those plastic balls with the holes in them. Chipping into a bucket from about 4 feet or so,my 4 year old son took one in the forhead! What happened next was funny beyond anything(you guys out there with kids...

This is a great resemblance to many iphone lovers out there.... :lmfao http://www.break.com/index/iphone-4-vs-htc-evo.html There is a bit of bad language in this.

An Irishman goes into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church. When he steps in, he can't believe his eyes. There's a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap, and a wall with a dazzling array of the finest cigars and chocolates. Then the priest comes in. "Father,...

An Irishman went home after a round of golf, his third in 3 days. He sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts" She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another...

BEST LAWYER STORY OF THE YEAR, DECADE AND PROBABLY THE CENTURY!! Charlotte , North Carolina . USA . A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against, among other things, fire. Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars...

Is it cold enough for ya?

http://www.versteegs.com/jokes/zjlife.htmJokes about Daily Life " DEAR DIARY Aug 12 Moved to our new home in Maine. Is is so beautiful here. The mountains are so majestic. Can hardly wait to see them with snow covering them. I love it here. Oct 4: Maine is the most beautiful place on...

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There's nothing to it

Funny Stuff by Jack Black

*Jeff Foxworthy on Ontario:* *If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 36 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by, you live in Ontario. *If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you live in Ontario. *If...

These are hilarious. Full length commercials for American Express http://www.jerry.digisle.tv/room.html

A cowboy walks into a bar in Texas, orders three mugs of Bud and sits in the back room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, "You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it,...

Did anyone see the clip from This Hour Has 22 Minutes (I think) where the guy asks Vijay this joke at the Bell Canadian Open: "What do you call 150 white guys chasing 2 black guys?" "The PGA Tour." Ha! Anyone know where I can download that clip to show my uncle, cause Vijay cracked up...

A cop was patrolling at night in a well-known lovers lane. He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing. The cop carefully approaches the car to get a closer look. Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine. He immediately notices a young...

One evening as Jack passed little Tommy's bedroom he overheard his son praying, "God bless Mummy, God bless Daddy, and God bless Grandma. Bye bye Grandpa." The Dad wasn't quite sure what Tommy meant by this, but was pleased to see his son praying. However, the next morning, they found Grandpa...

Dont let this be you this Christmas. :noddin

After this post, anyone wanting to continue the store must only post ONE WORD... Lets see where our minds take us on this journey... It all started one sunny friday morning when......

Kind neighbour

So an elephant asks the camel "why do you have two boob are your back?". The camel responds "that's funny coming from a guy who has a d!ck on his face".

Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living room and I saidto her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent onsomemachine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug." She got up, unplugged the TV and then threw out my beer.

LATE BREAKING NEWS FLASH Apparently SOUTHWOLD TOWNSHIP, home of the Green Lane Landfill will be putting in an offer to buy the Toronto Maple Leafs. Since the Township will receiving 2/3's of Toronto's GARBAGE by 2010 they might as well have all of it! :lmfao

Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to take a leak. Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible place in the universe. Law of Probability - The probability of...

:-) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAmSMj5lIwA Habs suck: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYx64lKsczg&NR=1

Leave my girl alone:biting::lmfao http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsGE0y82wbY

Good gag to play on your golf buddies. http://www.theballstogoforit.com/base.cfm?utm_source=TheGolfChannel&utm_medium=banner&utm_content=E-Insult&utm_campaign=TBTGFI-fall Click on e-insults (i) Pick the insult you want D2 Kenny to read (ii) Send in your buddy's name, and D2 Kenny will...

“Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong" “Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.” “A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.” “Words that soak into your ears are whispered…....not yelled.” “Meanness don't just happen overnight.”

Two Newfoundlanders are drinking at a bar in Corner Brook.. Fred says, "Did you know that Lions have sex 10 to 15 times a night!" "Ah, ****." Says Jim. "I just joined the Kiwanis".

Little Jacques was in his class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up - - Fireman, policeman, salesman, etc. Jacques was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father. "My father's an exotic...

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!' After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, 'Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?' 'No, ma'am, but I hate to see you...

OMG!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5gvsMzgprA

In 1923, Who Was: 1. President of the largest steel company? 2. President of the largest gas company? 3. President of the New York Stock Exchange?

Living Will Form I, __________________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on...

Two southern Indiana farmers, George and Harold are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer. George turns to Harold and says, "You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the community college and sign up for some classes." Harold thinks...

In a recent Channel 4 news broadcast, it was announced that Lorena Bobbitt's sister Louella was arrested for an alleged attempt to perform the same act on her husband as her famous sister had done several years ago. Sources reveal the sister was not as accurate as Lorena. She allegedly missed the...

http://www.comics.com/comics/dilbert/archive/dilbert-20070523.html

Guts and Balls - The Medical Distinction We've all heard about men having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below... GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by...

Men have better Friends Friendship between Women: A woman didn't come home one night. The next day, she told her husband she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew about it. Friendship between Men: A man didn't come home one night....

When I was married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blonde. Now, we have a nice house, nice...

:lmfao :lmfao http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkP1lHi5igM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WALIARHHLII&mode=related&search= don't worry, it comes with subtitles.

A man standing in line at a check-out counter of a grocery store was very surprised when an attractive woman behind him said, "Hello!" Her face was beaming. He gave her that "who-are-you?" look and couldn't remember ever having seen her before. Then, noticing his look, she figured she had made a...

This is hillarious, well I thought it was :laughing: MOM'S MINIVAN VS AN OLD TV

Monica and familly.

The Montana State Department of Fish and Wildlife is advising golfers to Take extra precautions and be on the alert for bears while playing on Gallatin, Helena, and Lewis and Clark National Forests Golf Courses. They advise golfers to wear noise-producing devices such as little bells on their...