Forum: Humour

http://www.christmas-carols.net/carols/have-yourself-merry-little.html NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

There's nothing to it

O.k first off,im no big meany! Was in my basement today,had a wedge out and a couple of those plastic balls with the holes in them. Chipping into a bucket from about 4 feet or so,my 4 year old son took one in the forhead! What happened next was funny beyond anything(you guys out there with kids...

The Women's Tee:redface:-) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUj_qqVxVrE

A mother passing by her son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, she saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, 'Mum' With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYlZiWK2Iy8

A funny one... Open up Google and type "failure" and click "I'm feeling lucky". See what you get? :-)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=tICYqiHRniw

My Italian friend sent me the Italian Christmas Song :laughing:

Heres another one for all you people out there with nothing better to do:-) http://n.ethz.ch/student/mkos/pinguin.swf

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?' I said, 'Dust.' And then the fight started... ---------- My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming Anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 In about 3...

A friend sent me this cartoon. Very funny.

Good gag to play on your golf buddies. http://www.theballstogoforit.com/base.cfm?utm_source=TheGolfChannel&utm_medium=banner&utm_content=E-Insult&utm_campaign=TBTGFI-fall Click on e-insults (i) Pick the insult you want D2 Kenny to read (ii) Send in your buddy's name, and D2 Kenny will...

We Need your help ... Since September 11, 2001, Americans and Canadians have come together as never before in our generation. We have banded together to overcome tremendous adversity. We have weathered direct attacks on our own soil, wars overseas, corporate/government scandal, layoffs,...

anti terrorist car:-) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FR3QezGPPH8

This is hillarious, well I thought it was :laughing: MOM'S MINIVAN VS AN OLD TV

http://deadspin.com/sports/nhl/not-a-sign-that-will-help-you-get-on-tv-232432.php Wonder is she is a goalie?????

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 92). We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him... The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red,orange, and blue... My dad kept staring...

Take 60 seconds to do this, I guarantee you will show someone else, it's too funny not to. 1. go to www.google.com 2. click on "maps" 3. click on "get directions" 4. type "New York" in the first box (the "from" box) 5. type "London" in the second box (the "to" box) 6. click on "get...

Never mind the fact that Spring officially began last week according to the calender. This is the true sign of Spring in Canada, and especially Toronto Ontario. :-)

This commercial is both brutally funny and its ending completely unpredictable. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FzgvXdQ9vE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ch9a4gzr60&NR=1

using chuck norris jokes as a template. ______________________________________________________ -according to wikipedia, the single greatest cause of land erosion is Tiger Woods' pitching wedge. -greenpeace has tried to assassinate Tiger Woods on many occasions; but Stevie...

These are hilarious. Full length commercials for American Express http://www.jerry.digisle.tv/room.html

Anyone who has read forum posts can see the humor in this. Taken from a woodworking forum I visit... http://www.canadianwoodworking.com/p...ic.php?t=11773 Jer.

Came across this article and thought I would share http://www.allheadlinenews.com/articles/7006219471

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the...

In a recent Channel 4 news broadcast, it was announced that Lorena Bobbitt's sister Louella was arrested for an alleged attempt to perform the same act on her husband as her famous sister had done several years ago. Sources reveal the sister was not as accurate as Lorena. She allegedly missed the...

Someone just emailed me this and I thought it was hilarious.. Some bad language but overall good for a laugh.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnE_cBLPYJI&eurl

It would appear that the Leafs are really desperate now! :lmfao

If you want a good laugh go to this site below. Sometimes it is slow loading due to the amount of traffic. But it is well worth the wait! I downloaded the video clip for future reference:-) http://www.glumbert.com/media/dancewhiteboy.html

In Celebration of Valentine's Day yesterday (the Holiday rumoured to be created by the Greeting Card Business) I thought that I'd share some thing that you will NEVER see written on a Hallmark Card.... My tire was thumping. I thought it was flat When I looked at the tire... I noticed your...

I saw this one and I knew it was meant for you big guy.... the hat... the breakfast drink and that boyish look...:thumbsup :thumbsup

This is cool! See how far you can go. http://www.wagenschenke.ch/index2.htm.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=478012 :rofl1:rofl1:rofl1

Freaking boss-In or out????????????????? http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=31983212

This is Ferrell's daughter. http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/74/the-landlord-from-will-ferrell-and-adam-ghost-panther-mckay

Here is the Table of Contents from my new book, "Winning Golf Strategies", which I believe gives the reader valuable playing tips and insider information that I have gained through my own years of experience in the game and observations of golfing partners. I look forward to your feedback. ...

I apologize in advance to all the ladies out there......but this is just too damn funny not to post.. A sign in the Bank Lobby reads: "Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through teller machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using...

First-year students at Texas A&M's Vet school were receiving their first anatomy class, with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, In Veterinary Medicine it is necessary to have two...

As mentioned in a different thread, here is the link to the immortal "All Your Base Are Belong To Us" .swf http://www.planettribes.com/allyourbase/index.shtml The original is linked on "Video 1" link from left menu bar.... Enjoy! Dan

Here they are: 10> You won't go to estate auctions because they don't take PayPal. 9> Every time you go to the grocery store, you offer the cashier one cent more for each item in the cart of the person in front of you. 8> To cut costs, FedEx and UPS are considering relocating...

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Hey guys and gals, remember me? LOL I have started a new FB group Canadian Humour. https://www.facebook.com/groups/canadianhumour I started it because I'm fed up with the political and conspiracy theorists destroying humour groups. I moderated this place for 25 years so I figured what the...

A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she...

Habs sign new power forward!

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Question: What's the difference between the Toronto Maple Leafs and a cigarette machine? Answer: The cigarette machine has PLAYER'S. Question: What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common? Answer: They both look good until they hit the ice! Question: Why doesn't Hamilton have an...

This really works! If you don't believe it, just try this experiment. Put your dog and your spouse in the trunk of the car for an hour. When you open the trunk, which one is really happy to see you?