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  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: PG rated jokes only please

    In this forum we want PG rated jokes only. If you can't tell it at the dinner table, please don't tell it here.

    Started by Kilroy‎, 11-20-2005 06:05 AM
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  1. Was that you?

    Was that you? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COCId_LuIH0&feature=PlayList&p=8BD2F8696A90B8D4&playnext=1&index=26

    Started by Chieflongtee‎, 02-25-2009 07:42 AM
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  2. Wink Oh. The good life

    Click on the good life: http://www.nike.com/nikegolf/index.htm?resetGlobalID=true :lmfao

    Started by Chieflongtee‎, 02-24-2009 11:47 PM
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  3. Little Kid High from Dentist

    OMG!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5gvsMzgprA

    Started by Hacker‎, 02-13-2009 02:55 PM
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  4. Talking World's Worst Female Drivers......

    The tears are still pouring out of my eyes............ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPvFWZEvU9U&feature=related

    Started by Hacker‎, 02-13-2009 02:18 PM
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  5. The Dreaded Colonoscopy

    A friend sent this to me. I don't think it had anything to do with the fact that I am very close to retirement. Maybe he mistook me for Indio. :) ________________________________ This is from newshound Dave Barry's colonoscopy journal: I called my friend Andy Sable, a...

    Started by mpare‎, 01-29-2009 09:45 PM
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    02-07-2009 03:36 PM Go to last post
  6. OJ in Satan's land

    One day in the future, OJ Simpson has a heart-attack and dies. He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him. 'I don't know what to do here,' says the devil. 'You are on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to...

    Started by Chieflongtee‎, 02-06-2009 06:28 PM
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  7. when i grow up

    After it was graded and the child brought it home, she returned to school the next day with the following note: Dear Ms. Davis, I want to be very clear on my child's illustration. It is NOT of me on a dance pole on a stage in a strip joint. I work at Home Depot and had commented to my...

    Started by jeffc‎, 01-28-2009 09:55 PM
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  8. Talking Women and sports

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZS5Vz-phY8 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKgVa0YJkoo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ac11mcfJDrY

    Started by Chieflongtee‎, 01-28-2009 04:40 PM
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  9. Talking anti terrorist car

    anti terrorist car:-) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FR3QezGPPH8

    Started by Chieflongtee‎, 01-23-2009 04:32 PM
    • Replies: 2
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    01-23-2009 05:15 PM Go to last post
  10. Taking your old man shopping

    I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 92). We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him... The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red,orange, and blue... My dad kept staring...

    Started by GarthM‎, 01-22-2009 11:50 AM
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    01-23-2009 03:42 PM Go to last post
  11. The Arrow and the Loon Pub

    Three little loonies went into a pub. "Say, what's your name?" the bartender asked the first loon. "Huey," the loon replied. "How's your day been, Huey?" asked the bartender. "Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. What else could a loon want?" said Huey. "Oh,...

    Started by golfinteg‎, 01-16-2009 04:35 AM
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  12. Who Is Your Best Friend

    This really works! If you don't believe it, just try this experiment. Put your dog and your spouse in the trunk of the car for an hour. When you open the trunk, which one is really happy to see you?

    Started by Colby‎, 01-10-2009 10:10 AM
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  13. Talking Diary of a Demented Snow Shoveller

    It started to snow. The first snow of the season and the wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by the window watching the huge soft flakes drift down from heaven. It looked like a Grandma Moses print. So romantic we felt like newlyweds again. I love snow! December 9 We woke to a...

    Started by Indio‎, 01-08-2009 02:59 PM
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  14. The irishman

    A robber in a bank wearing a balaclava has it ripped off his head by a security guard. He points and shoots at the guard and kills him instantly. He then peruses the room and says, did anyone else see anything? an irishman standing to the side says. I tink me wife caught a glimpse of ya.:-)

    Started by Chieflongtee‎, 12-10-2008 08:45 AM
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  15. A true blue golfer

    you may have seen this before but anyway: A man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One day, he sees a speck in the horizon. He thinks to himself, "It's not a ship." The speck gets a little closer and he thinks, "It's not a boat." The speck gets even closer and he...

    Started by Chieflongtee‎, 12-08-2008 05:11 PM
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  16. Little Johnny's at it again.....

    A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!' After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, 'Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?' 'No, ma'am, but I hate to see you...

    Started by Indio‎, 12-04-2008 08:43 AM
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  17. A Doctor Never Laughs

    Scotty entered the Doctor's examination room and said to the Doc 'promiss me you won't laugh' The Doctor replied 'Of course I won't laugh, I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient.' 'Okay then,' Scotty said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the...

    Started by Indio‎, 02-20-2008 12:56 PM
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    12-03-2008 10:31 PM Go to last post
  18. Taser Warning For Men

    Just try reading this without laughing till you cry!!! Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Taser for their anniversary submitted this: Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest... The...

    Started by Indio‎, 11-23-2008 04:17 PM
    • Replies: 8
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    11-25-2008 04:49 PM Go to last post
  19. European Commercial

    This commercial is both brutally funny and its ending completely unpredictable. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FzgvXdQ9vE

    Started by mpare‎, 11-20-2008 06:42 PM
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    11-21-2008 09:47 AM Go to last post
  20. Leave my girl alone

    Leave my girl alone:biting::lmfao http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsGE0y82wbY

    Started by Chieflongtee‎, 11-20-2008 06:34 PM
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    11-20-2008 06:55 PM Go to last post
  21. Fabulous Dress, Darling

    My daughter sent this on to me. Much too funny. HOW TO BE A PERFECT B..... Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement -- not even her parent's nasty divorce. Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the best Dressed mother-...

    Started by mpare‎, 11-19-2008 09:39 AM
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  22. Hilarious...

    This is Ferrell's daughter. http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/74/the-landlord-from-will-ferrell-and-adam-ghost-panther-mckay

    Started by John‎, 10-28-2008 11:35 AM
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  23. Must be a leaf fan

    :lmfao:lmfao:lmfao

    Started by Chieflongtee‎, 10-16-2008 05:14 PM
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    10-20-2008 11:20 AM Go to last post
  24. Bailing out the public

    Hopefully this post will be found to be primarily funny and not intended as a political comment. On the other hand, political practices are oftentimes hilarious. A friend sent me the following piece. Enjoy. ----------------- This is the best plan I have heard in a LONG time: To: the...

    Started by mpare‎, 09-26-2008 10:41 PM
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    10-04-2008 02:52 PM Go to last post
  25. Front Fell Off

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcU4t6zRAKg

    Started by Kilroy‎, 08-19-2008 06:48 PM
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    09-06-2008 10:06 PM Go to last post
  26. Funniest Commercial Ever??

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ch9a4gzr60&NR=1

    Started by Hacker‎, 08-29-2008 11:52 AM
    • Replies: 2
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    08-29-2008 08:40 PM Go to last post
  27. Pretty Funny

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5z4Vs26-TI&feature=related

    Started by BigFlopper‎, 08-20-2008 11:00 AM
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  28. Did your power go out??

    :stirthepoTo all the folks in Gatineau and Edelwiess area,my girlfriend apologizes for knocking out the power.I believe it was the tee shot on the 13th at Edelweiss,she drove it right into the Hydro tower,the ball hit two of the legs,what a loud bang bang,so hilarious

    Started by shankedit‎, 08-03-2008 10:04 PM
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  29. swinging from an athletic position

    swinging from an athletic position http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujJt3ZlN01g

    Started by Chieflongtee‎, 08-01-2008 04:33 PM
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  30. How to really stink at golf (Jeff Foxworthy)

    How to really stink at golf As a longtime golfer, Jeff Foxworthy has learned something important about the grand auld game: It's not who has the highest score, it's who has the least fun playing it. In this excerpt from his hilarious primer How to Really Stink at Golf, Foxworthy shares some...

    Started by kerisb‎, 07-09-2008 07:40 AM
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  31. Dimistris - Humble Man

    Have a listen to this: http://www.holytaco.com/2008/06/27/the-douchiest-phone-message-in-history/ It's reason enough not to leave phone messages, especially if you're not firing on all cylinders.

    Started by mpare‎, 07-03-2008 05:32 PM
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  32. The Horth Whithperer

    A guy calls his buddy, the horse rancher, and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse. His buddy asks, "How will I recognize him?" "That's easy; he's a midget with a speech impediment." So, the midget shows up, and the guy asks him if he's looking for a male or female horse. "A...

    Started by Indio‎, 06-28-2008 04:48 PM
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  33. Talking Thoughtful Husband

    - Men should remember that, as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they were younger. When you notice this, try not to yell at them. Some are over-sensitive, and there's nothing worse than an over-sensitive woman. My name is Bob....

    Started by Indio‎, 06-20-2008 10:00 PM
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  34. Poll Poll: Will the next Sens coach be named Pat???

    Will the next Sens coach be named Pat???:-)

    Started by Chieflongtee‎, 04-24-2008 05:36 PM
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  35. Cool Always Pay Attention!

    First-year students at Texas A&M's Vet school were receiving their first anatomy class, with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, In Veterinary Medicine it is necessary to have two...

    Started by Indio‎, 04-25-2008 05:33 PM
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  36. Freaking boss-In or out?????????????????

    Freaking boss-In or out????????????????? http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=31983212

    Started by Chieflongtee‎, 04-18-2008 08:07 PM
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    04-18-2008 08:15 PM Go to last post
  37. Build Ford Tough

    I have always known this, now here is the proof. BUILT FORD TOUGH :-)

    Started by Golfbum‎, 04-09-2008 05:30 AM
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  38. Big Dog 2

    Dog For Sale * Free to good home. * Excellent guard dog. * Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat. * Most of them knew him as 'Holy ****.'

    Started by The Saint‎, 04-08-2008 01:37 PM
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  39. Big Dog, Sort Of

    Check this big robitic dog out! :laughing:

    Started by Golfbum‎, 04-03-2008 02:35 PM
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    04-03-2008 10:54 PM Go to last post
  40. Best

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InZNBcJTmWs

    Started by 3Jack‎, 04-01-2008 10:52 PM
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  41. Ever happened to you...

    http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=478012 :rofl1:rofl1:rofl1

    Started by Chambokl‎, 03-29-2008 11:48 AM
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  42. Sure Sign Of Spring In Canada

    Never mind the fact that Spring officially began last week according to the calender. This is the true sign of Spring in Canada, and especially Toronto Ontario. :-)

    Started by Golfbum‎, 03-26-2008 04:29 PM
    • Replies: 2
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    03-28-2008 03:17 PM Go to last post
  43. Useless Facts You Should Know

    Things you always wanted to know.......well perhaps a few! If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create...

    Started by Indio‎, 03-24-2008 06:50 PM
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    03-26-2008 07:58 AM Go to last post
  44. Kind neighbour

    Kind neighbour

    Started by Chieflongtee‎, 02-25-2008 07:08 AM
    • Replies: 3
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    02-26-2008 02:09 PM Go to last post
  45. ikea plans on selling cars

    ikea plans on selling cars

    Started by Chieflongtee‎, 02-22-2008 04:37 PM
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  46. The Greeter and the witch

    A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. :thumbsdow :thumbsdow The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. :) Are they...

    Started by Chieflongtee‎, 02-22-2008 04:59 PM
    • Replies: 3
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    02-22-2008 06:47 PM Go to last post
  47. Exclamation Wife 1.0 Software: Caution

    Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system...

    Started by LobWedge‎, 02-15-2008 05:22 PM
    • Replies: 1
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    02-20-2008 01:51 PM Go to last post
  48. Wink The Veterinarian

    One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly offering, the Pastor of a small church found a pink envelope containing $1,000. It happened again the next week! The following Sunday, he watched as the offering was collected and saw an elderly woman put the distinctive pink envelope on the...

    Started by Kiwi‎, 02-17-2008 01:25 PM
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  49. I think Your the Father.......

    A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me? " To which she replies, "I think you' re the father of one of my kids. "Now his mind travels...

    Started by Indio‎, 02-16-2008 03:41 PM
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  50. The Lottery Win

    A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, 'Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!' The husband said, 'Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?' 'Doesn't matter,' she said....

    Started by Indio‎, 02-15-2008 05:09 PM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 2,728
    02-15-2008 06:56 PM Go to last post

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