Forum: Humour

A guy is driving around the back woods of Tennessee and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talkin Dawg Fer Sale ' He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever...

A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shotgun shack: “Talking Dog For Sale”. He knocks and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting...

My Italian friend sent me the Italian Christmas Song :laughing:

Not what you want to see...

How do you practice social distancing on a golf course? Righty's only invite your left handed golfing buddy for a round of golf. Search for only your ball off the tee. (even if it is in the rough ) Do not share a power cart....Walk (the odds are you will be on opposites sides of the...

http://www.thevog.net/forum/off-topic-60/ot-what-not-to-do-on-a-golf-carts/

I had this video when I was a kid. What a great show it was when I was younger... lol... it's a 3 part (I think) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEig1D4sJdI

I apologize in advance to all the ladies out there......but this is just too damn funny not to post.. A sign in the Bank Lobby reads: "Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through teller machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using...

http://boredshorts.tv/2012/12/kid-snippets-drivers-ed/

A golf Pro from the PGA drives up to Canada with his Volvo to play in the Canadian Open. He stop at a gas station gets out of the car and tells the service guy to fill her up. He then goes to the restroom. When he comes back to the car the service guy says “Totals up to $35”. The Pro reaches...

This might bring a smile to your face on TGIF :)

Came across this article and thought I would share http://www.allheadlinenews.com/articles/7006219471

Dumbest Kid in the World? A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you." The barber puts a dollar in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you...

Saw this on the FGI and thought I would share. Enjoy!! http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5527273221

Let's face it - English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant, nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, or meat. We take English for...

This commercial is both brutally funny and its ending completely unpredictable. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FzgvXdQ9vE

http://youtube.com/watch?v=lDBBz-7PqJk&mode=related&search=

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=478012 :rofl1:rofl1:rofl1

If you want a good laugh go to this site below. Sometimes it is slow loading due to the amount of traffic. But it is well worth the wait! I downloaded the video clip for future reference:-) http://www.glumbert.com/media/dancewhiteboy.html

A sexy woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub...She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard. "Are you the manager?" she asked, softly...

Hilarious: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMH0bHeiRNg&eurl

My daughter sent this on to me. Much too funny. HOW TO BE A PERFECT B..... Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement -- not even her parent's nasty divorce. Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the best Dressed mother-...

Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus. So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the...

A grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating." The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate,...

This is mine... :-) A family group made up of Father, Son & Grandfather are standing on the first tee ready to tee-off when the Pro comes racing out of the proshop yelling “Wait! Wait! Do you mind taking along a fourth? It would really help me out. She’s a decent golfer and she won’t get in...

What with the Seinfeld thread going, I thought I'd pick everyone's brains to see what was the favourite sitcom out there. Doesn't have to be American or Canadian either. I've got a couple noteworthy shows I'd like to mention: 1 - Yes, (Prime) Minister: A great BBC show about Jim Hacker, MP...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWPGhEQhiIw&feature=emb_logo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbr2ao86ww0 Haha, knew it was coming!!!!!!! Hilarious again, and man, what a fastball at the end, the bride could be a major league pitcher.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1329362959167995041

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I give you the Vader Sessions. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6A0rwG39Jzk

Anyone who has read forum posts can see the humor in this. Taken from a woodworking forum I visit... http://www.canadianwoodworking.com/p...ic.php?t=11773 Jer.

This just came through to me, thought I better pass it along so no one gets burnt!:laughing:

Freaking boss-In or out????????????????? http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=31983212

Free shaft pulls for anyone who reaches hole #10 at Champlain in 2 strokes:listen: from the white tees http://www.ottawagolf.com/champlain/index.htm Hole 10Par 5606596479Hit it again and again. Long par 5 with a green that is interestingly shaped. A good test of your putting skills.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcU4t6zRAKg

enjoy... http://buttonz75.wordpress.com/2010/06/30/why-never-to-ask-favours-from-the-designers/

Heres another one for all you people out there with nothing better to do:-) http://n.ethz.ch/student/mkos/pinguin.swf

Woman Wins Biggest Proline Lottery In Ontario History http://www.citynews.ca/news/news_4699.aspx She picked all 13 winners to win $444,186. She does not know jack about football:lmfao

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ch9a4gzr60&NR=1

What is the funniest reply you have ever read on this forum? For me it was a reply from a very quiet poster Gbower which went like this under the bla bla bla thread: What a vocabulary cecnat has now got. Must have gone out and hit that dream set of clubs :wave :lol2 :lol2 :lol2 ...

Kinda star warz.... http://rrrrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnnhhhh.blogspot.com/

So I'm not sure if this is in the right section but it's humorous so it should be fine. I think we all need to learn this swing:

http://www.funny-games.biz/tacticalassassin.html

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYlZiWK2Iy8

I've had it with gas prices.

A friend sent me this cartoon. Very funny.

try this, http://www.banditos.info/speles/sobersanta2.swf

This is cool! See how far you can go. http://www.wagenschenke.ch/index2.htm.

Go Habs Go:-)