Forum: Humour

Did anyone else watch last night's episode? I'm still giggling over Dwights' knock-knock joke, and the stupid "Golden Ticket" promotion. I love the show, but that was one of the funniest episodes yet. :lmfao

AND MY FAV....

Tiger Woods Enjoying His Last Bit of Dominance Until Michelle Wie Starts Crushing Him Tiger Woods capped off his dominant victory in last weekend’s Buick Open with a powerful fist-pump on the 18th green – a sign he is fully aware he must savor...

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday." Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick...

http://www.patentlysilly.com/patent.php?patID=6988954

try this, http://www.banditos.info/speles/sobersanta2.swf

Things you always wanted to know.......well perhaps a few! If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create...

A friend sent this to me. I don't think it had anything to do with the fact that I am very close to retirement. Maybe he mistook me for Indio. :) ________________________________ This is from newshound Dave Barry's colonoscopy journal: I called my friend Andy Sable, a...

A guy from Tennessee passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow, but she can't touch it 'til she's 14. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ How do you know when you're staying in a Tennessee hotel?When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies,...

Obviously "The Contest" is probably the best one for me and for many others. I also liked "The Shrinkage" one. You ?

WHOAH, ain't that the truth: http://www.sydes.net/jokes/flash/beer.swf

Just try reading this without laughing till you cry!!! Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Taser for their anniversary submitted this: Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest... The...

best classified ad ever

This is a great resemblance to many iphone lovers out there.... :lmfao http://www.break.com/index/iphone-4-vs-htc-evo.html There is a bit of bad language in this.

Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can. Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946. Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860. John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960. Both were particularly concerned...

Don't know if anyone has seen this before... http://www.gearbits.com/archives/2004/04/ebay_classic_ry.html

Turn up the volume and elf away:lmfao http://www.elfyourself.com/?id=1256146810

******* NINE WORDS WOMEN USE******************************** ******* (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.. ******* (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have...

A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. :thumbsdow :thumbsdow The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. :) Are they...

Subject: Stun gun....... ONLY A GUY WOULD DO THIS. Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. This was submitted by a guy who purchased his lovely wife a "pocket Taser" for their anniversary. Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The...

Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army. On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair. On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That afternoon the...

BEST LAWYER STORY OF THE YEAR, DECADE AND PROBABLY THE CENTURY!! Charlotte , North Carolina . USA . A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against, among other things, fire. Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWPGhEQhiIw&feature=emb_logo

:lmfao :lmfao http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkP1lHi5igM

One Star Hangover (*): No pain. No real feeling of illness. You're able to function relatively well; however, you are still parched. You can drink 5 sodas and still feel this way. For some reason, you are craving a steak & fries. Two Star Hangover (**): No pain, but something is...

The tears are still pouring out of my eyes............ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPvFWZEvU9U&feature=related

Have a listen to this: http://www.holytaco.com/2008/06/27/the-douchiest-phone-message-in-history/ It's reason enough not to leave phone messages, especially if you're not firing on all cylinders.

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Great cartoon video

Its funny how golf advertising has changed .. see these clips .... Golf ads Imagine 13 for 12 .. good idea:)

http://www.danerd.com/media/4301_Audition+Tough+Guy+poor

The best way to shave 4 to 6 strokes of your golf game is to ..... Quit after 17 holes. :hyper:

I give you the Vader Sessions. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6A0rwG39Jzk

I dare you to share this with your wives........... Son asked his mother the following question: 'Mom, why are wedding dresses white?' The mother looks at her son and replies: 'Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure.'

Couple funny pictures I have come across...

Saw this on the FGI and thought I would share. Enjoy!! http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5527273221

Apparently no one has warned her about the dangers of doing what she is doing here! Check the photos out in sequence, and look closely at the last one! :lmfao

Should Indio sleep on the couch tonight? :hyper:

Guts and Balls - The Medical Distinction We've all heard about men having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below... GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by...

Footjoy is about to release more Signboy ads... have a preview look at them: http://www.footjoy.com/signboy/ Some are pretty funny.

This article appeared in 'Popular Mechanics' magazine, 50 years ago

What is the funniest reply you have ever read on this forum? For me it was a reply from a very quiet poster Gbower which went like this under the bla bla bla thread: What a vocabulary cecnat has now got. Must have gone out and hit that dream set of clubs :wave :lol2 :lol2 :lol2 ...

sound needed... http://aclu.org/pizza/images/screen.swf :lmfao

Hopefully this post will be found to be primarily funny and not intended as a political comment. On the other hand, political practices are oftentimes hilarious. A friend sent me the following piece. Enjoy. ----------------- This is the best plan I have heard in a LONG time: To: the...

From this morning's Globe and Mail in the Social Studies section. Who knew the Globe could be so funny. ------------------ Undateable you Anne Coyle and Ellen Rakieten have published Undateable: 311 Things Guys Do That Guarantee They Won’t Be Dating or Having Sex. An excerpt: “The guy...

It's back....oh this is going to be crazy!!!: http://fugitive.hot899.com/

Dumbest Kid in the World? A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you." The barber puts a dollar in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yo4RIvw4B54 :lmfao :lmfao :lmfao :lmfao :lmfao

http://www.christmas-carols.net/carols/have-yourself-merry-little.html NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.