Forum: Humour

A lawyer, from London , runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Glasgow copper. He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from London and is certain that he has a better education then any cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Glasgow...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bevJr3Ra84Q :lmfao:lmfao:lmfao:lmfao:lmfao

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I just watched a whole lot of chapelle and the best of will ferrell. Man, I think I peed a little during each. Who's the funniest man on the planet?

Scotty entered the Doctor's examination room and said to the Doc 'promiss me you won't laugh' The Doctor replied 'Of course I won't laugh, I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient.' 'Okay then,' Scotty said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the...

Will the next Sens coach be named Pat???:-)

Rick and Julie are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. Rick picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart. 'What do you think you're doing?' asks Julie 'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans he replies. 'Put them back, we can't afford them demands Julie, and so they carry on...

How do you practice social distancing on a golf course? Righty's only invite your left handed golfing buddy for a round of golf. Search for only your ball off the tee. (even if it is in the rough ) Do not share a power cart....Walk (the odds are you will be on opposites sides of the...

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=120154868323:lmfao

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcU4t6zRAKg

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club... A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk... Everyone else in the room stops to listen... MAN: "Hello"... WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club...?"

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TELL ME THIS WON'T HAPPEN TO US. An elderly Floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher: "They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel,the brake pedal and even the accelerator!" she cried....

- Men should remember that, as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they were younger. When you notice this, try not to yell at them. Some are over-sensitive, and there's nothing worse than an over-sensitive woman. My name is Bob....

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http://www.funnyhub.com/videos/pages/chip-it-out.html :laughing::laughing:

A cop was patrolling at night in a well-known lovers lane. He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing. The cop carefully approaches the car to get a closer look. Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine. He immediately notices a young...

I have always known this, now here is the proof. BUILT FORD TOUGH :-)

This is one of the best things i have ever heard!!! your gonna love this, just got it, its not a golf joke... but thought i should share anyways HELL EXPLAINED BY A CHEMISTRY STUDENT

What with the Seinfeld thread going, I thought I'd pick everyone's brains to see what was the favourite sitcom out there. Doesn't have to be American or Canadian either. I've got a couple noteworthy shows I'd like to mention: 1 - Yes, (Prime) Minister: A great BBC show about Jim Hacker, MP...

The SKODA CAR Company is now installing GPS units in every vehicle they manufacture. :lmfao

I think this song will be TOP TEN in a matter of weeks:laughing: :laughing: Go listen and you be the judge! http://jbreck.com/itsshardtokiss.html

:-) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAmSMj5lIwA Habs suck: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYx64lKsczg&NR=1

The Laws Of Golf LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet to come. This law does not expire on the 18th hole, since it has the supernatural tendency to extend over the course of a tournament, a summer and, eventually, a lifetime. LAW 2: Your best round of golf will be...

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Please read the following article from the BBC website in full. You will likely be in stitches within about 2 paragraphs but please, stay with it until the end. And please, keep in mind this is not a joke. This is a real sport. And this is the real terminology. And yes..they do take tea...

Hi all! Once I've found a stuning ad! http://hyperupload.com/download/37d0d167/clinton.wmv.html May call it "Power of african voodoo or "be careful with the exhibits". Since then I became a fan of such stuff. I surf the internet looking for short interesting commercials. You can see the...

A sexy woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub...She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard. "Are you the manager?" she asked, softly...

I know we have an honest bunch here, so let's see how good we all are at correctly quoting Caddyshack... no primary use of the web to reply to prompts, only for others to check up on your response if need be... you can either prompt for one character's reply to another, or to have a single...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WALIARHHLII&mode=related&search= don't worry, it comes with subtitles.

Not what you want to see...

Two Minnesota duffers have created a brand of golf merchandise that brings self-deprecating whimsy to a sport that has humbled even mighty pros. Unlike marketers whose balls, shirts and hats try to associate the buyer with a golf hero, a legendary course or top-flight performance, the new BogeyPro...

A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger standing in a pouring down rain is asking for a push. "Not a chance" says the husband - "It's three o'clock in the morning!" He slams the...

Did anyone see the clip from This Hour Has 22 Minutes (I think) where the guy asks Vijay this joke at the Bell Canadian Open: "What do you call 150 white guys chasing 2 black guys?" "The PGA Tour." Ha! Anyone know where I can download that clip to show my uncle, cause Vijay cracked up...

> Should children witness childbirth? > > Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the > call. > The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a > 3-yr old girl to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so > he could see while he > helped deliver the baby. ...

ikea plans on selling cars

Thotho has designed a new putter:-) Now what name should he give it? The prothothotype? The PB The Microwave

Another Recalled Toy From China

The next time you're on a plane, train or bus where you have an annoying passenger sitting next to you, follow these steps. 1. remove your laptop from its case 2. switch it on 3. make sure the annoying passenger can see the screen 4. go to this link: ...

http://www.jumpstation.ca/recroom/comedy/handy.html Ah deep thoughts, they take me back to the days when SNL used to be funny. My favorite deep thought of all time is: I bet for an Indian, shooting an old fat pioneer woman in the back with an arrow, and she fires her shotgun into the...

Ok, until you click you may wonder why this in Humour .... http://pong.no/~opyrt/Terrible-F1-accident.jpg

There is a new study out about women and how they feel about their asses! I thought the results were pretty interesting: 25% of women think their ass is too fat... 10% of women think their ass is too skinny... The other 65% say that they don't care; they love him, he's a good man, and...

Here's what happens when a golf ball meets my driver:-) http://www.flixxy.com/golf-ball-slow-motion.htm

I think this might be from the Bob and Tom show, but I can't be sure. This may be the funniest thing I've ever heard. http://howtoprankatelemarketer.ytmnd.com/

The chief's illegal putter for reading greens. (there is a level on top of it) Next move will be a laser pointer on top to check alignment:lmfao :lmfao

Check this big robitic dog out! :laughing:

http://www.frumpzilla.com/frumpzilla_site/articles/inebriated-man-vs-flip-flop-an-age-old-battle/ Man this brings me back... Been there, done that.