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  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: PG rated jokes only please

    In this forum we want PG rated jokes only. If you can't tell it at the dinner table, please don't tell it here.

    Started by Kilroy‎, 11-20-2005 06:05 AM
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  1. $50,000 Fugitive

    It's back....oh this is going to be crazy!!!: http://fugitive.hot899.com/

    Started by EDSGOLF‎, 01-24-2005 07:28 AM
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  2. "Sticky Situation"

    Let this serve as a warning to you club builders, about the products you use, and how you use them. http://www.explorerforum.com/forums/showthread.php?t=18595&page=1&pp=20 :hotbounce

    Started by Big_duck‎, 10-25-2004 09:14 AM
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  3. "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

    A husband and wife are watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" while they are in bed. The husband turns to the wife and says, "Do you want to have sex?" "No." She answered. The husband asks, "Is that your final answer?" "Yes." She replied. He says, "Then I'd like to phone a friend." ...

    Started by Golfbum‎, 09-12-2005 08:46 PM
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  4. Wink 0 to 200

    A couple had been debating buying a vehicle for weeks. He wanted a truck. She wanted a fast little sports-like car so she could zip through traffic around town. He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range. ...

    Started by Kiwi‎, 01-11-2007 09:35 PM
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  5. 1959 vs 2009

    1959 vs 2009:-)

    Started by Chieflongtee‎, 12-04-2009 06:02 PM
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  6. 50 Shades of Golf

    Fourguys have been going on the same golf trip for many years. This year, Ralph'swife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going. Andthus he calls his buddies and tells them the bad news. Twodays later, the 3 other guys arrive at the resort to begin their yearlygolf getaway. And of...

    Started by imozzie‎, 12-20-2012 06:58 PM
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    01-28-2013 12:20 PM Go to last post
  7. 9 putts in a row

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNZnlcOOz00 :-)

    Started by Chieflongtee‎, 02-18-2013 07:27 PM
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  8. :-)

    Fore!

    Started by Kilroy‎, 05-08-2005 09:35 AM
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    05-11-2005 05:12 PM Go to last post
  9. A dangerous mix

    :shake :jitter

    Started by Chieflongtee‎, 10-07-2004 06:36 AM
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    10-07-2004 09:26 AM Go to last post
  10. A Dinner Time Conversation Gone Wrong!!!!

    WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?" HUSBAND: "Of course I do." WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again." WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her...

    Started by donh‎, 11-12-2004 08:10 AM
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  11. a divorce story

    On the first day, Bill sadly packed his belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, Bill had the movers come and collect his things. On the third day, he sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining-room table, by candle-light; put on some music and feasted...

    Started by cleek‎, 02-05-2012 09:52 AM
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    02-05-2012 11:30 AM Go to last post
  12. A Doctor Never Laughs

    Scotty entered the Doctor's examination room and said to the Doc 'promiss me you won't laugh' The Doctor replied 'Of course I won't laugh, I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient.' 'Okay then,' Scotty said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the...

    Started by Indio‎, 02-20-2008 12:56 PM
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    12-03-2008 10:31 PM Go to last post
  13. A Few Fries Short Of A Happy Meal

    Apparently no one has warned her about the dangers of doing what she is doing here! Check the photos out in sequence, and look closely at the last one! :lmfao

    Started by Golfbum‎, 11-07-2006 09:01 AM
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    11-07-2006 01:31 PM Go to last post
  14. a few too many?

    One Star Hangover (*): No pain. No real feeling of illness. You're able to function relatively well; however, you are still parched. You can drink 5 sodas and still feel this way. For some reason, you are craving a steak & fries. Two Star Hangover (**): No pain, but something is...

    Started by MusicMan‎, 12-10-2006 09:42 PM
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    12-29-2006 02:51 PM Go to last post
  15. A few too many???

    Freekin hilarious http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmdxW3ifYfE

    Started by Wilster‎, 10-31-2007 08:35 PM
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  16. A fish story

    A fish story Boudreaux been fish'n down by de bayou all day and he done run outa night crawlers. He be bout reddy to leave when he seen a snake wif a big frog in his mouf. He knowed dat dem big bass fish like dem frogs, so he decided to steal dat froggie. Dat snake, he be a cotton mouf...

    Started by Golfbum‎, 07-26-2005 03:57 PM
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  17. A Funeral

    A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service, the pallbearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket. They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive! She...

    Started by Colby‎, 02-04-2010 10:13 AM
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    02-06-2010 09:30 PM Go to last post
  18. A History Lesson

    Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can. Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946. Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860. John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960. Both were particularly concerned...

    Started by Hacker‎, 08-21-2006 03:18 PM
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    09-15-2006 02:36 PM Go to last post
  19. A joke for the kids

    Why do seaguls fly over the sea and not over the bay? Scroll down to find out why

    Started by flagolfnut‎, 06-06-2005 01:32 PM
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  20. A Leaf's fan essential

    a must have for any leaf fan! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToEq7xhaxJ8&feature=player_embedded

    Started by Mattchew‎, 10-28-2009 12:38 PM
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  21. Cool A little known fact .....

    A little known fact.... The first testicular guard "Cup" was used in Hockey in 1874 The first helmet was used in 1974. Sooooo, it took 100 years for men to realize that the brain is also important.

    Started by Indio‎, 05-22-2009 03:57 PM
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  22. A man walks into a bar...ouch!

    A man walks into a bar...ouch.

    Started by flagolfnut‎, 07-01-2005 01:47 PM
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  23. A Message From Your Dog

    A Message From Your Dog... Ten Peeves That Your Dog Has About You 1. Blaming your farts (gas) on me... not funny... not funny at all!!!

    Started by Golfbum‎, 09-04-2006 01:53 PM
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    09-15-2006 09:38 AM Go to last post
  24. A new proverb was just created!!

    "A Lion would never cheat on his wife... But a Tiger Wood."

    Started by mberube‎, 01-21-2010 08:25 AM
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  25. A pig tale

    A farmer had 5 female pigs and times were getting tough, so he went to the country fair to sell his pigs. At the fair, he came across a farmer who had 5 male pigs. After talking a bit, they decided to mate the pigs and split everything 50/50. The two farmers lived 60 miles away from each other so...

    Started by cleek‎, 05-04-2015 11:11 AM
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    05-04-2015 11:51 PM Go to last post
  26. A Trip To Walmart

    TRIP TO WAL-MART You are in the middle of some kind of project around the house. Mowing the lawn, putting a new fence in, painting the living room, or whatever. You are hot and sweaty. Covered in dirt or paint. You have your old work clothes on. You know the outfit, shorts with the hole in...

    Started by Golfbum‎, 08-04-2007 10:25 PM
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  27. A true blue golfer

    you may have seen this before but anyway: A man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One day, he sees a speck in the horizon. He thinks to himself, "It's not a ship." The speck gets a little closer and he thinks, "It's not a boat." The speck gets even closer and he...

    Started by Chieflongtee‎, 12-08-2008 05:11 PM
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    12-09-2008 02:29 AM Go to last post
  28. A.w.o.l.

    Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army. On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair. On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That afternoon the...

    Started by Indio‎, 02-15-2008 05:08 PM
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  29. Abbot and Costello on computers

    >>You have to be old enough to remember Abbott and Costello, and be too old >>to >>REALLY understand computers, to fully appreciate this. For those of us >>who >>sometimes get flustered by our computers, please read on.... >> >>If Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were alive today, their infamous...

    Started by covanant‎, 07-23-2006 09:19 AM
    • Replies: 1
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    07-23-2006 01:49 PM Go to last post
  30. Actual News Paper Ads

    Newspaper Classifieds (Actual excerpts from classified sections of city newspapers) 20. Stock up and save. Limit: one. 19. Illiterate? Write today for free help. 18. Our experienced Mom will care for your child. Fenced yard, meals, and smacks included.

    Started by Golfbum‎, 07-19-2006 11:46 AM
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    09-15-2006 03:07 PM Go to last post
  31. Ahhh... To Be Retired

    Retired Folks Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well for example, the other day I went into town and went to a shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

    Started by Colby‎, 03-14-2006 05:59 PM
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  32. Airbags are dangerous!

    http://www.break.com/index/awesome-russian-airbag-explosion This is hilarious...

    Started by Hearzy‎, 08-25-2010 09:30 PM
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  33. Alerts to Threats in Europe

    The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent events in Syria and have therefore raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." The English have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in...

    Started by Kilroy‎, 06-22-2012 06:35 AM
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  34. All Your Base Are Belong To Us!

    As mentioned in a different thread, here is the link to the immortal "All Your Base Are Belong To Us" .swf http://www.planettribes.com/allyourbase/index.shtml The original is linked on "Video 1" link from left menu bar.... Enjoy! Dan

    Started by broken27‎, 09-29-2004 09:54 AM
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  35. Cool Always Pay Attention!

    First-year students at Texas A&M's Vet school were receiving their first anatomy class, with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, In Veterinary Medicine it is necessary to have two...

    Started by Indio‎, 04-25-2008 05:33 PM
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    04-25-2008 11:37 PM Go to last post
  36. Always wear underwear

    UNDERWEAR IS IMPORTANT!! > >> > >>Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working > >>under > >>your vehicle...From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this > >>story of > >>a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have > >>their car break > >>down in...

    Started by covanant‎, 08-26-2006 08:08 AM
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    08-26-2006 04:06 PM Go to last post
  37. Americans

    I love how MOST (not all) americans no nothing about canada. Anyway, enjoy this clip http://www.wimp.com/aboutcanadians/

    Started by "Richard"‎, 04-10-2006 10:42 PM
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  38. And then the fight started...

    My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?' I said, 'Dust.' And then the fight started... ---------- My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming Anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 In about 3...

    Started by LobWedge‎, 04-02-2009 12:54 PM
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    05-12-2009 02:34 AM Go to last post
  39. annoying passanger next to you?

    The next time you're on a plane, train or bus where you have an annoying passenger sitting next to you, follow these steps. 1. remove your laptop from its case 2. switch it on 3. make sure the annoying passenger can see the screen 4. go to this link: ...

    Started by MusicMan‎, 01-23-2007 08:57 PM
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    02-01-2007 10:18 PM Go to last post
  40. Annual Christmas Party At Work

    Your annual work Christmas Party?

    Started by Golfbum‎, 12-09-2006 06:22 PM
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  41. Another funny Leaf pic

    Too funny!

    Started by covanant‎, 04-28-2007 06:53 AM
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  42. Talking Another Recalled Toy From China

    Another Recalled Toy From China

    Started by The Saint‎, 10-11-2007 09:26 AM
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    10-12-2007 07:24 PM Go to last post
  43. Talking anti terrorist car

    anti terrorist car:-) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FR3QezGPPH8

    Started by Chieflongtee‎, 01-23-2009 04:32 PM
    • Replies: 2
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    01-23-2009 05:15 PM Go to last post
  44. Anybody see this pic?

    Wonder what Phil was thinking? :noddin :noddin

    Started by NoBack‎, 03-07-2005 03:41 PM
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    03-09-2005 02:11 PM Go to last post
  45. Anyone Feeling Brave?!?

    I dare you to share this with your wives........... Son asked his mother the following question: 'Mom, why are wedding dresses white?' The mother looks at her son and replies: 'Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure.'

    Started by Hacker‎, 01-15-2010 03:23 PM
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    01-17-2010 01:41 PM Go to last post
  46. Anyone Invited To This Golf Tournament?

    I was wondering if anyone from this forum received an invitation to play in this golf tournament? I didn't, I guess the organizers knew I would be tied up watching THE SHARKS :laughing:

    Started by Golfbum‎, 04-12-2007 05:47 PM
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  47. Arrrr.... It's International Talk Like A Pirate Day!

    Avast ye scurvy bilge rats... http://www.talklikeapirate.com./piratehome.html

    Started by Colby‎, 09-19-2006 10:54 AM
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    09-19-2006 01:15 PM Go to last post
  48. Backhoe

    It would be wise not to tick off a guy who owns a backhoe! :lmfao

    Started by Golfbum‎, 04-26-2007 12:57 PM
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    04-26-2007 12:57 PM Go to last post
  49. Talking Baconator and arteries

    Baconator and arteries http://www.cbsnews.com/video/watch/?id=4632991n?source=mostpop_video

    Started by Chieflongtee‎, 02-27-2009 04:23 PM
    • Replies: 0
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    02-27-2009 04:23 PM Go to last post
  50. Bailing out the public

    Hopefully this post will be found to be primarily funny and not intended as a political comment. On the other hand, political practices are oftentimes hilarious. A friend sent me the following piece. Enjoy. ----------------- This is the best plan I have heard in a LONG time: To: the...

    Started by mpare‎, 09-26-2008 10:41 PM
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 3,431
    10-04-2008 02:52 PM Go to last post

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