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  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: PG rated jokes only please

    In this forum we want PG rated jokes only. If you can't tell it at the dinner table, please don't tell it here.

    Started by Kilroy‎, 11-20-2005 06:05 AM
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  1. New Signboy ads

    Footjoy is about to release more Signboy ads... have a preview look at them: http://www.footjoy.com/signboy/ Some are pretty funny.

    Started by nice_lag‎, 04-21-2004 11:18 PM
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  2. Beer Goggles

    WHOAH, ain't that the truth: http://www.sydes.net/jokes/flash/beer.swf

    Started by EDSGOLF‎, 05-05-2004 12:00 PM
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  3. Joke

    A cowboy walks into a bar in Texas, orders three mugs of Bud and sits in the back room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, "You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it,...

    Started by broken27‎, 05-09-2004 01:10 AM
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  4. This Made Me Laugh....

    Movie Reviews by Maddox Warning: Language and Mature Themes.... Dan

    Started by broken27‎, 06-17-2004 02:58 PM
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  5. Jerry and Superman

    These are hilarious. Full length commercials for American Express http://www.jerry.digisle.tv/room.html

    Started by Colby‎, 07-17-2004 12:16 AM
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  6. Wink Urgent - Please Help

    We Need your help ... Since September 11, 2001, Americans and Canadians have come together as never before in our generation. We have banded together to overcome tremendous adversity. We have weathered direct attacks on our own soil, wars overseas, corporate/government scandal, layoffs,...

    Started by LobWedge‎, 08-25-2004 01:33 PM
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  7. Top 10 Signs You're Addicted to Ebay

    Here they are: 10> You won't go to estate auctions because they don't take PayPal. 9> Every time you go to the grocery store, you offer the cashier one cent more for each item in the cart of the person in front of you. 8> To cut costs, FedEx and UPS are considering relocating...

    Started by el tigre‎, 09-02-2004 12:05 AM
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  8. All Your Base Are Belong To Us!

    As mentioned in a different thread, here is the link to the immortal "All Your Base Are Belong To Us" .swf http://www.planettribes.com/allyourbase/index.shtml The original is linked on "Video 1" link from left menu bar.... Enjoy! Dan

    Started by broken27‎, 09-29-2004 09:54 AM
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  9. A dangerous mix

    :shake :jitter

    Started by Chieflongtee‎, 10-07-2004 06:36 AM
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    10-07-2004 09:26 AM Go to last post
  10. Ebay auction of the day

    Saw this on the FGI and thought I would share. Enjoy!! http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5527273221

    Started by el tigre‎, 10-20-2004 02:36 PM
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  11. Imagination

    A little imagination goes a long way. :-) http://uk.download.yahoo.com/ne/fu/attachments/buildabetterbush.htm

    Started by Chieflongtee‎, 10-21-2004 05:48 PM
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    10-22-2004 09:48 AM Go to last post
  12. "Sticky Situation"

    Let this serve as a warning to you club builders, about the products you use, and how you use them. http://www.explorerforum.com/forums/showthread.php?t=18595&page=1&pp=20 :hotbounce

    Started by Big_duck‎, 10-25-2004 09:14 AM
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  13. A Dinner Time Conversation Gone Wrong!!!!

    WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?" HUSBAND: "Of course I do." WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again." WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her...

    Started by donh‎, 11-12-2004 08:10 AM
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  14. Sonnawabith

    Turn up the volume. http://www.chezmaya.com/txt/04/sonnawabicth.htm

    Started by Chieflongtee‎, 11-12-2004 08:15 AM
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  15. Favourite Sitcom

    What with the Seinfeld thread going, I thought I'd pick everyone's brains to see what was the favourite sitcom out there. Doesn't have to be American or Canadian either. I've got a couple noteworthy shows I'd like to mention: 1 - Yes, (Prime) Minister: A great BBC show about Jim Hacker, MP...

    Started by broken27‎, 11-18-2004 05:35 PM
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  16. Hospital man

    A man is lying in bed in the hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth. A young nurse appears to sponge his hands and feet. "Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, I'm only here to wash your hands and feet"...

    Started by pwr_fade‎, 11-25-2004 08:46 AM
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  17. What Is Your Fav Seinfeld Episode?

    Obviously "The Contest" is probably the best one for me and for many others. I also liked "The Shrinkage" one. You ?

    Started by EDSGOLF‎, 11-17-2004 07:33 PM
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  18. Colby. Did you send this to me?

    http://www.christmas-carols.net/carols/have-yourself-merry-little.html NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

    Started by Chieflongtee‎, 11-25-2004 10:28 PM
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    11-27-2004 12:31 PM Go to last post
  19. funniest reply ever

    What is the funniest reply you have ever read on this forum? For me it was a reply from a very quiet poster Gbower which went like this under the bla bla bla thread: What a vocabulary cecnat has now got. Must have gone out and hit that dream set of clubs :wave :lol2 :lol2 :lol2 ...

    Started by Chieflongtee‎, 12-01-2004 08:41 PM
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  20. Isn't this how you feel this morning

    http://www.versteegs.com/jokes/zjlife.htmJokes about Daily Life " DEAR DIARY Aug 12 Moved to our new home in Maine. Is is so beautiful here. The mountains are so majestic. Can hardly wait to see them with snow covering them. I love it here. Oct 4: Maine is the most beautiful place on...

    Started by Chieflongtee‎, 12-08-2004 07:48 AM
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  21. In The Bleachers

    The Dec 8th In The Bleachers comic: http://www.ucomics.com/inthebleachers/

    Started by Colby‎, 12-08-2004 09:35 AM
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  22. Popular Mechanics 1954

    This article appeared in 'Popular Mechanics' magazine, 50 years ago

    Started by Kilroy‎, 12-01-2004 12:45 PM
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    12-10-2004 06:41 AM Go to last post
  23. Joke

    Did anyone see the clip from This Hour Has 22 Minutes (I think) where the guy asks Vijay this joke at the Bell Canadian Open: "What do you call 150 white guys chasing 2 black guys?" "The PGA Tour." Ha! Anyone know where I can download that clip to show my uncle, cause Vijay cracked up...

    Started by mmills820105‎, 12-08-2004 03:32 PM
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  24. Just in time for the holiday season!

    Dont let this be you this Christmas. :noddin

    Started by NoBack‎, 12-13-2004 10:30 PM
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    12-15-2004 12:11 PM Go to last post
  25. Is it cold enough for ya?

    Is it cold enough for ya?

    Started by Chieflongtee‎, 12-15-2004 01:04 PM
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  26. very funny Richard Simmons

    This is very funny friday humour! http://www.personal.psu.edu/users/b/m/bms269/Movies/richard.wmv :lol2 :lol2

    Started by NoBack‎, 12-17-2004 01:09 PM
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  27. Counseling

    From the In The Bleachers comics

    Started by Colby‎, 12-21-2004 10:33 AM
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  28. barbershop

    A guy sticks his head into a barbershop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About 2 hours." The guy leaves. A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber...

    Started by pwr_fade‎, 12-30-2004 09:14 AM
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  29. get the drunk home!

    This is cool! See how far you can go. http://www.wagenschenke.ch/index2.htm.

    Started by covanant‎, 12-30-2004 07:20 PM
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  30. Talking Sucky golfers create suckier golf company

    Two Minnesota duffers have created a brand of golf merchandise that brings self-deprecating whimsy to a sport that has humbled even mighty pros. Unlike marketers whose balls, shirts and hats try to associate the buyer with a golf hero, a legendary course or top-flight performance, the new BogeyPro...

    Started by Partygolfer‎, 12-31-2004 04:48 PM
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  31. Thumbs up Favourite Golf Joke?

    This is mine... :-) A family group made up of Father, Son & Grandfather are standing on the first tee ready to tee-off when the Pro comes racing out of the proshop yelling “Wait! Wait! Do you mind taking along a fourth? It would really help me out. She’s a decent golfer and she won’t get in...

    Started by LobWedge‎, 01-05-2005 07:13 PM
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  32. The Lucky Joke: You Have To Believe.

    This is a joke that is supposed to bring you luck. An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had a lot of money. After many lengthy...

    Started by NoBack‎, 01-05-2005 08:40 PM
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  33. Don't look out the window!

    Not what you want to see...

    Started by Kilroy‎, 12-31-2004 12:07 PM
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    01-21-2005 06:18 PM Go to last post
  34. $50,000 Fugitive

    It's back....oh this is going to be crazy!!!: http://fugitive.hot899.com/

    Started by EDSGOLF‎, 01-24-2005 07:28 AM
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  35. Umbrella

    Read the story first, then listen http://www.thenerdgroup.com/funnyvoicemail.wav On a recent Spurs trip, we were asking one of our sponsors who works at Jack in the Box some funny stories or experiences with the company. The funniest story he had was when an operations manager was late for a...

    Started by Chieflongtee‎, 02-22-2005 04:29 PM
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  36. Anybody see this pic?

    Wonder what Phil was thinking? :noddin :noddin

    Started by NoBack‎, 03-07-2005 03:41 PM
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  37. Golf Ads through the ages

    Its funny how golf advertising has changed .. see these clips .... Golf ads Imagine 13 for 12 .. good idea:)

    Started by colinb‎, 03-13-2005 03:48 PM
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  38. Trajectile Dysfunction

    You've probably seen the magizine ad of this, I just got this link sent to me for the commercial, I heard they where going to do one. It's pretty funny... http://www.brainsaw.net/download.htm Hit 'em straight, hit 'em hard. FS

    Started by flowerstomper‎, 01-20-2005 06:29 PM
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  39. Hit What You Are Aiming At

    Here is another classic. You can also download this one, but you need a program to play .flv files. If you want to save it you can do a search for the player and download it too. http://waverly.hitwhatyoureaimingat.com/main.html

    Started by Golfbum‎, 03-15-2005 12:17 AM
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  40. Irishman

    An Irishman went home after a round of golf, his third in 3 days. He sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts" She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another...

    Started by Chieflongtee‎, 03-15-2005 07:00 AM
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  41. Every Body Dance Now

    If you want a good laugh go to this site below. Sometimes it is slow loading due to the amount of traffic. But it is well worth the wait! I downloaded the video clip for future reference:-) http://www.glumbert.com/media/dancewhiteboy.html

    Started by Golfbum‎, 03-15-2005 12:08 AM
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    03-15-2005 03:26 PM Go to last post
  42. Harley

    A biker stops by the local Harley Shop to have his bike fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home. On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and an anvil. He then stopped by the feed/livestock store and...

    Started by Chieflongtee‎, 03-19-2005 02:33 PM
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  43. They're Sneaky

    You have to watch them...

    Started by Colby‎, 03-23-2005 12:45 PM
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    03-24-2005 09:11 PM Go to last post
  44. The Laws Of Golf

    The Laws Of Golf LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet to come. This law does not expire on the 18th hole, since it has the supernatural tendency to extend over the course of a tournament, a summer and, eventually, a lifetime. LAW 2: Your best round of golf will be...

    Started by Golfbum‎, 04-03-2005 08:59 PM
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  45. Hooking

    After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse and started to go home. As he was walking to the parking lot to get his car, a policeman stopped him and asked, "Did you tee off on the sixteenth hole about twenty minutes ago?" "Yes," the golfer responded. ...

    Started by Golfbum‎, 04-03-2005 09:04 PM
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  46. little quiz...

    In 1923, Who Was: 1. President of the largest steel company? 2. President of the largest gas company? 3. President of the New York Stock Exchange?

    Started by tchag‎, 04-06-2005 09:50 PM
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  47. Skipping Church

    Father Norton woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an exceptionally beautiful and sunny early spring day, decided he just had to play golf. So... he told the Associate Pastor that he was feeling sick and persuaded him to say Mass for him that day. As soon as the Associate...

    Started by tchag‎, 04-06-2005 10:07 PM
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  48. no balls!

    This is funny,

    Started by covanant‎, 04-08-2005 10:19 PM
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  49. indoor range

    O.k first off,im no big meany! Was in my basement today,had a wedge out and a couple of those plastic balls with the holes in them. Chipping into a bucket from about 4 feet or so,my 4 year old son took one in the forhead! What happened next was funny beyond anything(you guys out there with kids...

    Started by covanant‎, 03-31-2005 06:09 PM
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    04-09-2005 06:03 PM Go to last post
  50. the reason i got kicked out from a golf course

    it wasnt my fault!

    Started by blink5‎, 04-04-2005 10:27 PM
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 2,526
    04-21-2005 12:46 AM Go to last post

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