Forum: Humour

Should Indio sleep on the couch tonight? :hyper:

The tears are still pouring out of my eyes............ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPvFWZEvU9U&feature=related

Ever wish that you could immediately take the words back...or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the testimonials of a few women who did.... FIRST TESTIMONY: I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=7RMLt28n0-M Is this real????

There is a new study out about women and how they feel about their asses! I thought the results were pretty interesting: 25% of women think their ass is too fat... 10% of women think their ass is too skinny... The other 65% say that they don't care; they love him, he's a good man, and...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZS5Vz-phY8 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKgVa0YJkoo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ac11mcfJDrY

Will the next Sens coach be named Pat???:-)

Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system...

The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise" Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 am, a bit loaded I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the...

WHY CANADIANS ARE SO TIRED For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep, not enough sunshine, too much pressure from my job, ear wax build-up, poor blood or anything else I could think of. Now I've found out the real reason I'm tired -- because I'm overworked. Here's why: The...

Could it be Jeff Johnson:lmfao Thousands of golf balls stolen from driving range in odd theft BONNER SPRINGS, Kan. (AP) Ñ Nearly 4,800 fluorescent yellow golf balls are missing from a suburban Kansas City golf course after someone raided the facilityÕs driving range. Sunflower Hills Golf...

I just watched a whole lot of chapelle and the best of will ferrell. Man, I think I peed a little during each. Who's the funniest man on the planet?

Had to share this, made us all chuckle this morning at the office. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zm2sOFa29As

You Think English is Easy??? Can you read these right the first time? 1) The bandage was wound around the wound. 2) The farm was used to produce produce. 3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.

This really works! If you don't believe it, just try this experiment. Put your dog and your spouse in the trunk of the car for an hour. When you open the trunk, which one is really happy to see you?

Here's what happens when a golf ball meets my driver:-) http://www.flixxy.com/golf-ball-slow-motion.htm

Golfer's dilemna: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0kdBDwNddc

A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she...

This is the motivation Team Canada needed!!

Sorry nat couldn't get one of you :( http://www.jibjab.com/starring_you/receipt/3079477

PLEASE DON'T TAKE THIS THE WRONG WAY, I DO NOT HATE BLONDES! IN FACT MY DAUGHTER IS BLONDE AND I EMAILED HER THIS JOKE!:-) Two blondes were walking through the woods and came upon a set of tracks. One blonde said that they were deer tracks. The other blonde said that they were moose...

A 2006 study found that the average Canadian walks about 900 miles per year. Another study found that Canadians drink an average of 22 gallons of beer per year. That means, on average, Canadians get approximately 41 miles per gallon (not bad).

Obviously "The Contest" is probably the best one for me and for many others. I also liked "The Shrinkage" one. You ?

Don't honk your horn at old ladies while they cross the street in front of you!:cool :laughing: http://www.clipdump.com/goLink.php?Id=6980

There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job it was to process\ all the mail that had illegible addresses. One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting to God with no actual address. He thought he should open it to see what it was about. The letter read:

A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi ... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job." The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who...

Guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi, you know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job." The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who...

Pedro & His Girl* * One beautiful December evening Pedro and his** girlfriend Rosita were sitting by the side of the ocean.* * It was a romantic full moon, when Pedro said,* * 'Hey, mamacita, let's do Weeweechu.'** Oh no, not now, let's look at the moon!' said Rosita.

Was that you? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COCId_LuIH0&feature=PlayList&p=8BD2F8696A90B8D4&playnext=1&index=26

45 days in jail for golf iron attack. Was the iron a Titleist? http://www.ottawasun.com/News/OttawaAndRegion/2006/06/02/1610715-sun.html

There is a virus being passed around electronically, orally, and by hand. This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life...

To good not to share. THIS IS A NON PARTISAN JOKE THAT CAN BE ENJOYED BY All PARTIES! NOT ONLY THAT-- it is POLITICALLY CORRECT!! While walking down the street one day a "Member of Parliament" is tragically hit by a truck and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the...

This is very funny friday humour! http://www.personal.psu.edu/users/b/m/bms269/Movies/richard.wmv :lol2 :lol2

http://www.thatvideosite.com/view/2496.html

Can you recognize your wife?

Things you always wanted to know.......well perhaps a few! If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create...

Anybody knows why Tiger is not using urinals anymore? No it is not a sex thing. Let your imagination flow and take a guess :-)

We Need your help ... Since September 11, 2001, Americans and Canadians have come together as never before in our generation. We have banded together to overcome tremendous adversity. We have weathered direct attacks on our own soil, wars overseas, corporate/government scandal, layoffs,...

Read the story first, then listen http://www.thenerdgroup.com/funnyvoicemail.wav On a recent Spurs trip, we were asking one of our sponsors who works at Jack in the Box some funny stories or experiences with the company. The funniest story he had was when an operations manager was late for a...

Two Scots,,, Archie and Jock, are sitting in the pub discussing Jock's forthcoming wedding. "Och, it's all going grand," says Jock. "I've got everything organized already: the flowers, the church, the cars, the reception, the rings, the minister, even ma stag night..." Archie nods...

My Grandpa lost the trivia contest at the church social last night by one point. The last question was: "Where do most women have curly hair?" Apparently the correct answer is: Africa. He has been asked to find another place to worship......

You've probably seen the magizine ad of this, I just got this link sent to me for the commercial, I heard they where going to do one. It's pretty funny... http://www.brainsaw.net/download.htm Hit 'em straight, hit 'em hard. FS

Here they are: 10> You won't go to estate auctions because they don't take PayPal. 9> Every time you go to the grocery store, you offer the cashier one cent more for each item in the cart of the person in front of you. 8> To cut costs, FedEx and UPS are considering relocating...

Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman for the last three weekends." Father Donavon asks: "Is that you, little Tommy Shaughnessy?" "Yes, Father, 'tis I." "And who was the woman you were with?" "Sure and I can't be tellin' you, Father. I don't want to ruin her...

using chuck norris jokes as a template. ______________________________________________________ -according to wikipedia, the single greatest cause of land erosion is Tiger Woods' pitching wedge. -greenpeace has tried to assassinate Tiger Woods on many occasions; but Stevie...

I came across this and thought it was humerous. This is what happens to public figures when divorces get messy!:laughing:

- Men should remember that, as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they were younger. When you notice this, try not to yell at them. Some are over-sensitive, and there's nothing worse than an over-sensitive woman. My name is Bob....

Deep thought for the day.... Some people are like Slinkies ....