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Hmmmm... Perhaps scientist should re-think this...:D

Ya right! These guys just can't admit there wrong. http://www.canada.com/ottawa/story.asp?id=%7B0CD57DBA-5B17-41E4-9480-C94856A5C3AC%7D

New Meds For Women D a m i t o l: Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 hours. S t. M o m 's W o r t: Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to six hours. E m p t y N e s t r o g e n: Highly effective suppository...

If America Online Made Cars 1. The AOL car would have a TOP speed of 40 MPH yet have a 200 MPH speedometer. 2. The AOL car would come equipped with a NEW and fantastic 8-Track tape player{tm}. 3. The car would often refuse to start and owners would just expect this and try again...

Ever wonder what your computer is doing while you sleep? http://www.anycities.com/user/volkomen/iconwars.html

My wife and I are expecting our second child in August. Yeh! Kids are pretty cool, my daughter the other day when I asked her what she wanted for lunch, she said "kraft dinner". You never know what there going to do next. This could really cut into my golf time, I guess I'll have to become a...

"You have two sides, one out in the field and one in. Each man that's in the side that's in goes out, and when he's out he comes in and the next man goes in until he's out. When they are all out, the side that's out comes in and the side that's been in goes out and tries to get ...

For those interested http://www.semconf.com/

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Kinda quirky http://www.clickmonkeys.com

Interesting article. http://www.businessweek.com/magazine/content/03_07/b3820081_mz063.htm

Dell Dude In Pot Bust http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/delldude1.html or, how to turn a soft charge into big publicity. :D

SUNDAY: 0800 - My 33 Sons 0830 - Osama Knows Best 0900 - I Dream of Mohammed 0930 - Let's Mecca Deal 1000 - The Kabul Hillbillies 1100 - Law and Disorder MONDAY: 0800 - Husseinfeld

All 40 of them. http://nbcsandiego.com/sh/idi/sports/superbowladverts/2003/launch.html :D

I have tried them all, (even worked with a Mac for a while) and I am currently playing with XP. Many people have said to stay away form ME, but I had good experience with it untill it got corrupted. I used ME for a couple of years without problems until about 2 months ago when it refused to run...

This forum is very addictive and if you are reading this between 8:30 and 5 and you are not retired or off sick or working on shifts I only have one word for you: GET BACK TO WORK Signed: Your boss. :lol2 :lol2 :lol2 :lol2

Ever wondered where the expression YOU THE MAN came from. I believe I found the answer through an email that was sent out to me. Good day gents:) and ladies as well:D > >> > > > Subject: fox hat > > > > > > Jean Chretien is making an official state visit to Moose Jaw. All > > the...

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Someone just emailed this to me and thought there might be more Sens fans in this forum :D http://www.petitiononline.com/SENS1979/petition.html I'll be there on tuesday,,,,, Go Sens!!

I am embarrassed to admit that I have finally given into technology and am using one of these "new generation" palm pilots.

If men vacuumed:D

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The Last flight On a recent transatlantic flight, an airplane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to...

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If you,re looking for a sport to play during the off-season try http://www.extremeironing.com :hotbounce

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http://www.syberpunk.com/cgi-bin/index.pl?page=gbcshoes Be sure to check out "Engrish" Remember "All your base are belong to us"

Fly the friendly skies

On February 22nd, Mike Tyson will return to boxing (yet again-with a new attitude...yawn) to fight Clifford Etienne. It will also mark the professional boxing debut of former Olympic skater Tonya Harding. An opponent has not yet been lined up for Harding, who has appeared on Fox TV's Celebrity...

An Abbott and Costello classic with a twist: Hu's on First by James Sherman (We take you now to the Oval Office. George W. Bush and Condoleezza Rice are just coming in.) George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.

This is a test for men only and women will benefit by reviewing the questions so they get to understand men and thereby enrich their own lives. "C" was the overwhelming answer by most men......... 1. Alien beings from a highly advanced society visit the Earth, and you are the first...

10. You're guaranteed to get a little something in the sack. 9. The uglier you are, the easier it is to get some. 8. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning. 7. Less guilt the morning after. 6. It doesn't matter if they fantasize you're somebody else, because you...

Why a suicide bomber? Everyone seems to be wondering why the Arab terrorists are so quick to commit suicide? > >Let's see now: > >No premarital sex. >No booze. >No bars. >No television. >No Internet.

These kits are compatible with any mobile phone and one size fits all.

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NICKNAMES If Laura, Suzanne, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Suzanne, Kate and Sarah. If Mike, Charlie, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Sh*t-Head and Four-eyes. EATING OUT When the bill arrives,...

http://www.retinadesign.com/images/pageerror.gif Make it their home page while they are out :lol2