Forum: Almost Anything

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All for one. One for all.

We had a new addition to our family. Maya Catherine was born Sept. 2 at 3:11pm. She was 11 lbs. 12 oz. 22 inches long. A little sister for Emma. I hope to get my act together and post a few photos soon, being a proud Dad and all. :)

A couple was on their honeymoon lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a confession to make, I'm not a virgin." " The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day and age." The wife continues, "Well, I've been with one guy."...

Definately some transportation issues addressed! Stever :tank

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I think that there would be some major chances if women ruled the world!...Starting with a few..a picture is worth a thousand words!! Stever :liefde

I'm just wondering if there is going to be any radio broadcast of the concert tomorrow. CBC is providing a webcast, but firewalls prevent streaming video/audio where I work, looking for other opportunity Thanks,

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A pro golfer was involved in a terrible car crash and was rushed to hospital. Just before he was put under, the surgeon popped in to see him. "I have some good news and some bad news." says the surgeon. "The bad news is that I have to remove your right arm!" "Oh god no!" cries the man. "My career...

10. Choice of public or private courses 9. Lessons are available 8. If you're good you can turn pro and do it full time 7. Can clean balls at every hole 6. Choice of wood, aluminium or graphite

Check out Ben Harper at Bluesfest downtown today, if your not golfing. He starts about 7:45pm. He puts on a great show. :bigcheek

A tournament sponsored by Ann Summers perhaps??:blush

SO, WHAT DO CANADIANS HAVE TO BE PROUD OF? 1. Smarties 2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp 3. The size of our footballs fields and one less down 4. Baseball is Canadian 5. Lacrosse is Canadian 6. Hockey is Canadian 7. Basketball is Canadian 8. Apple pie is Canadian

A nun is sitting with her Mother Superior chatting. "I used some horrible language this week and feel absolutely terrible about it." "When did you use this awful language?" asks the elder. "Well, yesterday I was golfing and hit an incredible drive that looked like it was going to go...

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A TRUE BLUE CANADIAN > > > It's Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat >right at center ice. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is >empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone will be sitting there. > >"No," says the neighbor. "The...

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Apparently a teacher has been arrested in the UK in possession of compasses, protractor, and a straight edge. It is claimed he is a member of the Al Gebra movement, bearing weapons of math instruction.

Last night Ottawa clinched 1st place overall in the league!http://www.tsn.ca/news_stories/36449.html Cheers to our Sens on a great season (not to mention the team bonus for finishing on top) which they really need. Any predictions on how far the Sens might go this year in the playoffs?...

I never have quite figured out why the sexual urges of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Mars and Venus thing. And, I never have figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. And, I never yet have figured out how the sexual desire...

<b>Her Side of the Story: </b> "My husband was in an odd mood Saturday night. We planned to meet at a cafe for a drink. I spent the afternoon shopping with the girls and I thought it might have been my fault because I was a bit later than I promised, but he didn't say anything much about it. I...

Ok now, the Playoffs are here. Let's see if we do better at hockey than we did with the Match Play Tournament. Just for bragging rights of course. :D Pick the team to win each series and in how many games. One point for winning team and one point for correct amount of games for possible 30...

A businessman was attending a conference in Africa. He had a free day and wanted to play a round of golf. He was directed to a golf course in the nearby jungle. After a short journey, he arrived at the course and asked the pro if he could to play. "Sure," said the Pro, " But what's your...

You know you've been watching too much playoff hockey when: http://www.tsn.ca/columnists/james_duthie.asp

Short hot love story I Shall Seek And Find You... I Shall Take You To Bed And Control You...

SUPER GRANNY---DEFENDER OF JUSTICE This is a true story. An elderly Florida lady did her shopping, and upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun,proceeding to scream at the top of her voice, "I have a...

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My wife received a call saying that she was one of the five finalists from the draw Terra Nostra did at the OAC Golf and Travel show... they told her she was assured of a price, minimum of $500 and that she'd be eligible to win a new driver during another draw... my question is: is Terra Nostra...

Geeks rejoice! http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/looflirpa/igrill.shtml

Colby We all had a great time your tourny on saturday night.:D My buddy won the closest to the pin shootout prize (at 32 inches from the hole, grrrrrrrrr my best was nine feet) and has given me the tickets he won to the Sens game in the Sens Alumni box for tonights game. So I'm here thanking...

A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, Canada. They decided to send it to the Prime Minister. The Prime Minister was so...

Yesterday at 3:30pm my friends Annie and Edmund (who some of you guys know as Par Niner from Golf-O-Max, as well as an OG Tour member) had a baby girl named Jasmine. :peeking Although Ed will be occupied with this tiny miracle, he is not scheduled to miss any events (diaper cleaners!) :D ...

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1. Your a** is never a factor in a job interview. 2. Your orgasms are real. Always. 3. Your last name stays put. 4. The garage is all yours. 5. Wedding plans take care of themselves.

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In the 16th and 17th centuries, before commercial fertilizer was invented, large shipments of manure were transported by ship. It was shipped in dry bundles because in dry form it weighed a lot less than when wet. But once water hit it at sea, it not only became heavier, but the process of...

AP & UPI News Flash It is with saddest heart that we must pass on the following news. Please join us in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. ...

http://mr-31238.mr.valuehost.co.uk/assets/Flash/psychic.swf Do it a few times. Pretty odd.

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All 33,000 are wearable. http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20030224/ap_on_fe_st/soggy_shoes_1