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An Abbott and Costello classic with a twist: Hu's on First by James Sherman (We take you now to the Oval Office. George W. Bush and Condoleezza Rice are just coming in.) George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.

On February 22nd, Mike Tyson will return to boxing (yet again-with a new attitude...yawn) to fight Clifford Etienne. It will also mark the professional boxing debut of former Olympic skater Tonya Harding. An opponent has not yet been lined up for Harding, who has appeared on Fox TV's Celebrity...

Fly the friendly skies

http://www.syberpunk.com/cgi-bin/index.pl?page=gbcshoes Be sure to check out "Engrish" Remember "All your base are belong to us"

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If you,re looking for a sport to play during the off-season try http://www.extremeironing.com :hotbounce

HO-HO-HO

The Last flight On a recent transatlantic flight, an airplane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to...

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If men vacuumed:D

I am embarrassed to admit that I have finally given into technology and am using one of these "new generation" palm pilots.

Someone just emailed this to me and thought there might be more Sens fans in this forum :D http://www.petitiononline.com/SENS1979/petition.html I'll be there on tuesday,,,,, Go Sens!!

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Ever wondered where the expression YOU THE MAN came from. I believe I found the answer through an email that was sent out to me. Good day gents:) and ladies as well:D > >> > > > Subject: fox hat > > > > > > Jean Chretien is making an official state visit to Moose Jaw. All > > the...

This forum is very addictive and if you are reading this between 8:30 and 5 and you are not retired or off sick or working on shifts I only have one word for you: GET BACK TO WORK Signed: Your boss. :lol2 :lol2 :lol2 :lol2

I have tried them all, (even worked with a Mac for a while) and I am currently playing with XP. Many people have said to stay away form ME, but I had good experience with it untill it got corrupted. I used ME for a couple of years without problems until about 2 months ago when it refused to run...

All 40 of them. http://nbcsandiego.com/sh/idi/sports/superbowladverts/2003/launch.html :D

SUNDAY: 0800 - My 33 Sons 0830 - Osama Knows Best 0900 - I Dream of Mohammed 0930 - Let's Mecca Deal 1000 - The Kabul Hillbillies 1100 - Law and Disorder MONDAY: 0800 - Husseinfeld

Dell Dude In Pot Bust http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/delldude1.html or, how to turn a soft charge into big publicity. :D

Interesting article. http://www.businessweek.com/magazine/content/03_07/b3820081_mz063.htm

Kinda quirky http://www.clickmonkeys.com

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For those interested http://www.semconf.com/

"You have two sides, one out in the field and one in. Each man that's in the side that's in goes out, and when he's out he comes in and the next man goes in until he's out. When they are all out, the side that's out comes in and the side that's been in goes out and tries to get ...

My wife and I are expecting our second child in August. Yeh! Kids are pretty cool, my daughter the other day when I asked her what she wanted for lunch, she said "kraft dinner". You never know what there going to do next. This could really cut into my golf time, I guess I'll have to become a...

Ever wonder what your computer is doing while you sleep? http://www.anycities.com/user/volkomen/iconwars.html

If America Online Made Cars 1. The AOL car would have a TOP speed of 40 MPH yet have a 200 MPH speedometer. 2. The AOL car would come equipped with a NEW and fantastic 8-Track tape player{tm}. 3. The car would often refuse to start and owners would just expect this and try again...

New Meds For Women D a m i t o l: Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 hours. S t. M o m 's W o r t: Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to six hours. E m p t y N e s t r o g e n: Highly effective suppository...

Ya right! These guys just can't admit there wrong. http://www.canada.com/ottawa/story.asp?id=%7B0CD57DBA-5B17-41E4-9480-C94856A5C3AC%7D

Hmmmm... Perhaps scientist should re-think this...:D

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All 33,000 are wearable. http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20030224/ap_on_fe_st/soggy_shoes_1

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Anybody in for a good laugh. Download the following; Jerky boys-kick my dog. :lol2 :lol2 :lol2 :lol2 :lol2

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AP & UPI News Flash It is with saddest heart that we must pass on the following news. Please join us in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. ...

In the 16th and 17th centuries, before commercial fertilizer was invented, large shipments of manure were transported by ship. It was shipped in dry bundles because in dry form it weighed a lot less than when wet. But once water hit it at sea, it not only became heavier, but the process of...

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1. Your a** is never a factor in a job interview. 2. Your orgasms are real. Always. 3. Your last name stays put. 4. The garage is all yours. 5. Wedding plans take care of themselves.

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Yesterday at 3:30pm my friends Annie and Edmund (who some of you guys know as Par Niner from Golf-O-Max, as well as an OG Tour member) had a baby girl named Jasmine. :peeking Although Ed will be occupied with this tiny miracle, he is not scheduled to miss any events (diaper cleaners!) :D ...